if music be the food of love, sing on! ♡

haha yeah his pussy was insa— oh sorry his pussy was neurodivergent

task manager kill this man

im the prettiest canary in this mine

what the fuck is that smell

theyre cute as a couple but the follower gap between them is a little ..... uncomfortable??

help i’m in london w my dad and he keeps pointing at buildings and saying ‘there used to be a coffee shop here’ but by ‘used to be’ he means. in the seventeenth century

we went past a pub and he was like ‘when this was a coffee shop (in the seventeenth century) isaac newton dissected a dolphin in the back room one time’ like ok. we are about to miss the train

Your dad was present for all of these things

strawberry swiss snail 🍓

The USSR's silence on COVID19 is deafening

sakura🌼

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No it's over for real. Im not forgiving you for talking during fucking silent reading time

they thells she shells by the he whore

2009

pesto is great for many bites but to me it’s always been a kind of samey indulgent experience in a specific way where if you happily eat your way through a large enough portion there will hit a point where you will very suddenly experience something called “pesto remorse” which i have just invented