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Pretty.Odd.

@alizardxp / alizardxp.tumblr.com

hi i like music and art my side blogs are @clay-nice and @well-iwonder instagram:smol_lizard
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duncan-tashi

Coraline (2009), dir. Henry Selick.

“The ‘O’ in ‘Welcome home’ on the cake has double loops in it. According to Graphology, the double looped lowercase o implies that the person writing it is a liar.”

Note: The ‘O’ in welcome doesn’t have two loops, meaning she is welcome, but she is not home.

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dude this is random but like. my mom works at a credit union, and a while ago, this totally domestic, collared dog came up to their door and was like.... barking to get in?? it’s a small credit union so they brought the dog inside to keep it safe while they got in contact with the owner

anyway, the owner showed up, looking haggard, and was like “yeah, she keeps managing to get loose. i’m surprised she came here, she usually goes to Wells Fargo.”

and my mom was like.... what?? and the dog owner was like “yeah ever since she started getting loose, she.... always goes to banks. we can’t figure out why.”

anyway the dog is fine and (they’re gonna crate train her or something) but how bananas fucking Wild is it that this dog escaped, multiple times, specifically to go to the bank???? what the fuck

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walrusofdoom

They needed to make a depawsit

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veitstanz

I have a few new items up in my etsy store! For the first time, I have wooden pins and magnets for you - the pins come with a nice antique looking needle and the magnets feature a nice strong neodym magnet, fit to hold up to 2 pounds up!

And I’m finally bringing my new glitter enamel pin to the internet as well! Before this you could get this friend at cons only :>

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Here’s a cat thing. Obviously it doesn’t cover everything, but still some pretty common foods around most peoples homes.

I’m so glad I found the cat one! I keep finding the dog one and that’s cool and everything, but cats are important too.

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