tbh the only reason I look forward to my birthday anymore is because I get to update this fantasy I have of a future scenario when I’m 72 and have been a famous rock star for many decades. I sit at an interview for a tv-show and they start talking about how much sex I have. because everyone knows I get laid a lot, I boast all the time, they’re like “hey hanna, how do you keep up your libido at 72! everyone wants to know your secrets, so do I”. and the tabloids have been going crazy about how much I seem to be getting laid, in like the past week only!! I laugh along with the audience for a bit, wink confidently at the camera and slowly turn my head back to the host “well, funny you would ask that, daniel radcliffe, the truth is that it just comes with age for me! you know, I didn’t actually lose my virginity until I was //insert new age here//”. and daniel goes “what! I’d never have guessed that you lost it that late??”, cue the audience sounding very disbelieving.

and every birthday (so far) I get to update it to my new age. so yeah it’s a lot of fun

I’m super excited because my band’s first ep finally became available on spotify and i’m so happy with it!! we’re kind of a indie/pop singing group

the whole thing is here if you want to listen

Ever since skam season 3 ended I’ve been super inspired to start vloging. So here is finally my first vlog! you can watch the whole thing here if you want :) https://youtu.be/KYpC89KTPhc

vague post

not vague enough id recognize lorem ipsum anywhere

basically, i think the general rule of thumb is: if someone REALLY wants the blood that’s inside of your body, and they’re like… a vampire, or a dracula, or some sort of mansquito, then that’s probably okay. a dracula and a mansquito are made for removing things like blood and swords from inside your body. that’s basically fine.

if something wants to get at your blood, and they’re, say, some kind of murdersaurus, or maybe a really big frog, that’s where the problems start to arise. a really frog is not made for removing blood, and your blood knows this, which is why it is so vehement about wanting to stay IN your body instead of coming out. 

unfortunately this will not deter a really big frog, because a really big frog is full of things like prizes, and value, and quite a lot of hatred, and it would REALLY rather like to replace any and all of those things with your blood, and basically by any means possible.

These words scan with a fantastic degree of confidence considering that together they make no sense at all

when ur the last one to get introduced to a group of people

things you didn’t know about the Bye Bye Man that make it sound even more like a fake movie than it already does:

From Amber Rose to Emma Watson to Laverne Cox: Here are 61 photos of celebrities in the thick of protest at the Women’s March

Celebrities far and wide joined marches both in Washington and in their respective cities — decked out in pink pussy hats and full protest regalia. Click ahead to see which celebs showed up and showed out for the largest inaugural march in U.S. history. 

There’s nothing quite like putting one’s unique stamp on a graduation ceremony — and Latinx grads nationwide are making it happen in 2016. This one is stunning: “They tried to bury us. They didn’t know we were seeds.”

@sin-barrio *graduates in spanish* i love all da children

I spy @linda-y-querida ’s grad cap!!

ya’ll missing the best part

Flights Packed With Women’s March Participants Are Cheering All The Way To DC

I’m so proud! Give ‘em hell!

fkckckcking ewan

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