when he does this >>>
yea my female characters form no meaningful relationships with one another or develop holistically but here’s a shot of them all at once so you know EXACTLY how many female characters im about to disrespect in this movie
I decided to add something.
American Poetry - Brendon Burton
Mugshot of a 2-year-old Francois Bertillon, arrested for eating a basket of pears
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So actually these photos were taken by the kid’s uncle, Alphonse Bertillon, who was a French police officer and inventor of the mug shot. These photos were just taken as a joke, probably when Bertillon was developing his mugshot technique and needed someone to practice on.
No actual two-year-olds were arrested in the creation of these photos!
“1880s nostalgia” with a pic from 1993 yes of course
There was also an 1893
this is the funniest thing i’ve ever seen
Daniele Watts, an African-American actress who has starred in Hollywood films such as Django Unchained, was “handcuffed and detained” by Los Angeles police officers after being mistaken for a prostitute for kissing her white husband in public.
More on this story can be found here
“She said when she reminded the officer of his oath to “protect and serve,” he replied, ‘My job’s not to serve people like you.’ ”
‘My job’s not to serve people like you.’
‘My job’s not to serve people like you.’
‘My job’s not to serve people like you.’
Has everybody got that? Does anyone still think any of this bullshit ‘has nothing to do with race’?
RIP GRUMPY CAT
the queen has returned
Very important information should you decide to visit my home! #cats
that’s a blob with eyes
And you must gain it’s approval.
The Void must approve
did I ever mention that I know someone whose family owned a zombie dog because that’s some real shit that I get to delight with at parties
Tell us that story?
okay here is the story of the zombie dog
this dog’s name was John. they found him half drowned in a bag of puppies that were not so fortunate as he was, and was taken in immediately. he was a runt and not quite right (most likely from the whole half drowned thing), but a very loving dog. the problem with John was that he smelled like death, and no one knew why. vets couldn’t figure it out. it was obviously some kind of skin problem, but they had no idea what kind. all anyone knew was that if you touched him, you would smell like death too, so you couldn’t pet him, and that for some reason, the only thing that made the smell go away was being around other dogs. so they got another dog and the death smell stopped and John lived a very happy life
when he was getting old, maybe about 15 years, part of his skull caved in. just like that! suddenly had a huge dent in his head! and he was totally fine. didn’t notice it, didn’t affect him at all. just this massive dent right there in his head where his skull had collapsed in on his brain, and he was still the happiest and most loving dog. the skull cave in, for whatever reason, caused the ear on that side of his head to just fall off entirely, but again, perfectly happy dog who did not know he was down an ear and a fully formed skull. they took him to the vet, thinking maybe they should put him down. I mean, wouldn’t you think so? but the vet said that the dog was eating, and pooping, and happy, so there was no reason to put him down, so they didn’t
but that’s not even the weird part. the weird part is the area of the brain that got caved in on was apparently the area that registers pain, so this one-eared, collapsed skull dog could no longer feel any pain. he got old, his joints got stiff, his teeth rotted out of his head, his tongue hung out of his mouth and got black and hard, and he felt none of it! in fact, he was happier than he’d ever been feeling no pain, and the fact that he didn’t feel how much he was falling apart somehow made him live until he was 23. that’s right, the collapsed skull, one eared, zero teeth, smells like literal death when alone dog lived to be 23 years old. they used to joke that he’d been dead for years, but was too stupid to realize it yet
and that’s the story about the literal zombie dog my friend’s family owned
Feminist Friday
When Robert Downey Jr. was asked about his acting process and Scarlett Johansson was asked how she got into shape
Two-time Oscar-winning Cate Blanchett
Designer & author Lauren Conrad
Award-winning Emma Stone
When award-winning actress Julianne Moore was asked to put her fingers into a “Mani Cam”
When award-winning Elisabeth Moss did
Emma Watson
Rihanna
Megan Fox
Nicki Minaj
All of my role models in my life.
Speak your mother fucking mind.
this made me feel really strong
I would die for Pepper
starting a counterpart tumblr blog to “shittycarmods” called shittypcbuilds and the first post will be this
Still waiting for a shitty build to be posted
Not to condone this tomfoolery but all of these rigs probably get incredible ventilation
April 2019: Proof that Halloween can be at *least* as creepy in the off-season