running a fool’s errand y’all need anything?

Someone: Are you taken? Me: Ya for granted

French Bulldog argues bedtime

I AM TOO FILTHY TO WATCH SOMETHING AS PURE AS THIS

@ghostsgf

HE WENT RIGHT TO SLEEP IM UGLY CRYING

I’m happy for her

😂

she tried to like MURDER ME!!!!

oh my god??

Alone we stand, together we fall apart.

I’m S C R E A M I N G

“My superpower is fire. It’s inside my hands but I only use it on bullies. My dad is a superhero too. His power is minding his own business.”

The immortals are getting bold.

One of those is… Weird Al…

If anyone is nigh immortal it’s Weird Al Yankovic

x

what on earth

please if you do anything useful in your life, don’t scroll past this

watch it

PLEASE

tchaikovsky is proud

In case anyone is baffled by this, there’s a Tchaikovsky piece in which there’s supposed to be a loud sound but he never specified what you should use to make that sound. People have done all kinds of weird shit depending on how they think the sound should, well, sound. Hitting a large piece of wood with a sledgehammer is a relatively conventional one.

WE FLY HIGH, NO LIE, YOU KNOWWWW DISSSS

um no offense but my body’s made of crushed little stars. and i’m not afraid of anything :/

me and my friends dancing to “mr. brightside” 

I can’t get over how well this fits