Things.

You know whats fucking scary? The fact that I could literally change my life at any moment. I could stop talking to everyone that makes me unhappy. I could kiss whoever i want. I could shave my head or get on a plane or take my own life. Nothing is stopping me. The entire world is in my hands, and I have no idea what to do with it.

And then there's those that believe in fate...

House is the best. I lived for these random consults he did.

before you make fun of a person doing something brave and vulnerable like dancing or singing or reading poetry in front of a lot of people:

somebody ask me how things are going on my farm

how are things on your farm?

I don’t live on a farm

what happened to your farm?

I never lived on a farm

you just said you lived on a farm…

haha whatever you say man

My girlfriend sneezed and I accidentally said shut the fuck up instead of saying bless you

how do you accidentally say shut the fuck up

Simple But Clever Animal Comics By Shanghai Tango

These are puns These are visual puns

FACT OF THE DAY:  zebras’ stripes are not always black and white.  sometimes they are black and orange

this is a giraffe

THIS TOOK A FAR DIFFERENT TURN THEN I EXPECTED

did you take the pajamas

so do you guys think the world is going to end in 2012 or what 

oh no

me and my brother were fighting and he grabs his phone and randomly calls a number and he says “is this the dog pound? because my sister is the biggest bitch”

Taylor Swift is now cheer captain and no longer on the bleachers.

SOMEONE FINALLY SAID IT

So if a teenager is at school for roughly 8 hours, and they are doing homework for 6+ hours, and they need AT LEAST 9 HOURS OF SLEEP FOR THEIR DEVELOPING BRAINS, then they may have 0-1 hours for other activities like eating, bathing, exercise, socializing (which is actually incredibly important for emotional, mental, and physical health, as well as the development of skills vital to their future career and having healthy romantic relationships among other things), religious activities, hobbies, extra curriculars, medical care of any kind, chores (also a skill/habit development thing and required by many parents), relaxation, and family time?  Not to mention that your parents may or may not pressure you to get a job, or you might need to get one for economic reasons.

I will never not reblog this

"…but teenagers have no reason to be stressed."

The American collegiate system in one gif set