Bonjour Anal Explorer

delicate creatures who die of colic but love spicy curry. the world is cruel.

salmon so tasty it make me eat hasty / when salmon is finished the joy is diminished

What is the funniest pokemon move

Obsessed with the description for this move

DnD 5e is actually so good though you can change anything you want. My friends and I have a fun homebrew rule where we don't actually use maps or dice or minis or pen and paper at all, we go out on the sidewalk and use chalk to draw squares with numbers in them and we take turns hopping through them one foot at a time

tbt the time they had to remove our telephone pole and it ascended to heaven

dinosaur sprinkles. look at this post with your eyes if you agree

potions??? lmaoo rip bozo

I have been somewhat obsessed with the phrase "In what scientists are calling 'pretty gay,'" for many years because of this ancient xkcd

admittedly my understanding of las vegas may be a bit distorted by only seeing it in movies and also when people complain about it online, but it seems that it's some kind of city-sized torture device where the spectre of advertising is ritualistically summoned into an orb in the middle of a very hot desert and then it attacks everyone living there all of the time while they gamble to keep their mind off it

doesn't seem like a real place is all. seems a little heavy handed.

just clicked around on google street view for a minute and had to close it because I saw a parking lot so large it started to bend over the horizon and touched both sides of the panorama

Emoji of a pear coughing

Yeah sure here's pear coughing pov

Time 4 my lunch 😋😋