This app sucks where's Goku

Some of y’all act like basic manners, general human decency, and kindness to others is SO MUCH emotional labor. I don’t like that shit.

this age of thinking you don’t owe anyone anything in the name of “protecting your energy” there are many other ways of protecting ur energy without being a total ass to others. yall. do better.

sparring. ?

“blunt force trauma?” a blunt could never force trauma on me

Ummm just so you know? OP is sick bitch who likes freak sex

When I was little I had an irrational fear of when you tried to turn off your Windows XP and the screen would gradually turn Grey as you choose which power option to enter

That shit was SCARY!!!

Me: ok, sleep time!

Windows XP:

u ever see a character that’s so much Your Type it makes u genuinely mad at ur own predictability

um. they are so important to me.

"ohhh wahhh the problem with building out america's rail network is that nobody wants to live next to train tracks-" I DO BITCH!!!!!!!! #I<3INDUSTRIALNOISES #SEXWITHATRAIN

Please do not have sex with our trains they are late and you'll get run over and wind up a pile of blood and guts in rural Pennsylvania

Do you enjoy ruining people's dreams or what

I'm part of the US government

I wanna see a ufo

Look at a flying object and simply choose not to identify it

when i die

me: wassup bro lol god: 7 HOUR compilation video of you hitting curbs while driving (VERY FUNNY)

it says you both have to kill yourselves

hehe

(comic by MaxOKE on twitter)