the kind of gay representation i want from marvel is simple. i want to hear a grindr noise from bucky’s phone while he and sam are staking a place out and sam is like come ON dude
this and the stakeout is in the middle of absolutely nowhere. Bucky pulls out his phone like he’s about to swipe right on Greg-the-Henchman, mostly to fuck with Sam.
Meanwhile, Greg-the-Henchman, showing off this hot match he just made and his buddy Jake-the-Henchman, who is more up to date on the briefings, just “...Is that the winter soldier.’
and there is a single moment. before they both remember that grindr is proximity based. “Oh FUCK we gotta GO!”
Jake Thehenchman: Wait is it just me... or is that the winter soldier
Greg Theotherhenchman: Aw dang it, I'm being catfished?
Jake: Do a reverse google image search
Greg: ...I'm not finding it
Jake: Wait
Greg: Wait.
Jake: Is that his actual profile?!
Greg: holy shit, I got swiped on by the Actual Winter Soldier!?! The man hangs out with Captain America and he swiped on me!?!
Jake: He sure did, buddy! Congratulations.
Greg: Wow. The Winter Soldier
Jake: Yeah.
Greg: Crazy.
Jake: Yup. Hey, ask him if Sam Wilson is single for me.
Greg: I'll do it right now. Hes only 20 feet away--
Jake:
Greg:
Greg & Jake: SHIT!!!!!!
@not-close-to-straight