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He's dead, Jim.

@keptyn / keptyn.tumblr.com

Saw Inception... or at least I dreamt I did.
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zooophagous

Video killed the radio star. Internet kills television. Internet creates the podcast. The internet killed video and brought the radio star back to life.

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alicenginger

The radio star eats man, women inherit the earth

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My parents and I were watching the Hobbit but then they both fell asleep so I stopped the movie and started Return of the King about halfway through and when my dad woke up he just looked at me with this horrified expression and whispered what day is it?

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Dumbledore: “and with 350 points Slytherin wins the house cup

But I have a few extra points to give out

500 points to Dumbledore for being the best headmaster”

*house flags all change to Dumbledore’s face*

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when u have to be nice to creepy guys so u don’t get murdered :-) #justgirlythings

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