me seeing a dog

me: hello dog dog: boof me: oh my gosh

just girly things: desensitizing yourself to the taste of raw vodka

Corgi on a Carousel

HIS NAME IS MEATBALL

This is the cutest thing omg

I love this.

Literally the purest, highest quality content on the entire internet. The only video that matters. 10/10

me, talking to a dog: you’re soft. are you even aware of your mortality? of course ur not. u pure, wholesome and sentient unselfish being. do u feel that? that’s my heart. i love you. look at those ears. here take my wallet

neurotypicals be like

If I mispronounce your name because it is foreign to my tongue, correct me.

I don’t purposefully allow the accents of your name to fall flat on my tongue like the European English demands or the language to sound chopped and misheard.

If I don’t say your name correctly, don’t shrug and say it’s ok because people have been doing it all your life. Your mother worked hard to name you that name, with all its syllables and apostrophes and hyphens and inflection.

I don’t want to disrespect your heritage, your culture, your great grandmother or grandfather and their struggle.

If I mispronounce your name, forgive me, but don’t let it happen again. Make sure everyone knows your name.

I DONT THINK IVE EVER SEEN ANYTHING CUTER OH GOSH

#1 dad

Flirting with boys: sarcastic, aloof, almost rolling my eyes, might kick their ass

Flirting with girls: too complimentary, slightly flustered, obviously trying

I gave my girlfriend my Netflix password while we were dating, and asked her nicely not to use it after we broke up. She continued to use it, so I waited until she was 2 seasons into Pretty Little Liars to change the password.

“yeah…i’m real.” “fake.”