he's the funniest person i know

We have two, unrelated celebrities named Will Ferrell and Pharrell Williams.

Did you know…

Candles on romantic dinner tables were traditionally used to prevent prospective lovers from leaning over to steal a kiss before they were married

If you want to kiss you must brave the FIRE

This is art

NICE

If I caption this “I can haz cheezburger?” do you think the fabric of time and space will rip and we’ll be flung violently back into our own past?

At this point being flung back that far might well be worth it.

“the game” is a sleeper agent activation phrase for anyone who was in middle school between 2006 and 2009 and apparently ppl any younger than that are blissfully unaware of the psychological warfare of the game

Tell me what it is

Tell me what it is

Tell me what it is

doesn’t matter, we already lost

WHEW

i love this picture because it is like finding the full version of a anime opening and i think thats beautiful

@sadrien-depreste

ig: happytattooer

Mosquitos are so rude, like who gave you permission to bite my ass?

and fucking spiders like wtf is up with them being inside houses like bish you dont pay rent gtfo

is no one gonna talk about fucking roaches like WTF they doin anywhere on this earth like some spiders willl eat your flies and bugs but WHAT IN THE FUCK ARE ROACHES EVEN DOING THEY NEED TO STOP

Roaches help our world with decomposing our trash. BUT FUCKING WASPS BITCH. WHAT THE FUCK DO WASPS DO???????!

But dung beetles is okay, you just keep on doing what you do. Ya helpful lil pooper scoopers.