Me when my favorite villagers talk about moving away in New Horizons

Tom Nook and Isabelle.

redd animal crossing doesnt even know if the art hes selling you is fake he literally just gets it from god knows where and is like “this looks sick” and then puts it on his boat

he doesn’t know what it’s called either. he’ll be like “check out this Proper Painting. This Fat Nuts Statue” and Blathers takes one look at it to tell you “that’s Michelangelo’s David. where did you get this” 

lets see those abs!

Attention straight boys I have a question only you can answer

yes?

why is my cars check engine light on

“Tch, like I would reveal to you the secret of the Uchiha Clan so easily”

I hate it when I see an unflattering pic of me and my friends are all like what no you look fine!!! you look normal! it’s like……damn……so I’m that ugly all the time 

i understand why old people sit outside just to sit outside

Why must your art be “good”? Isn’t it enough to explore your medium on your own terms, joyfully?

bitches who are introverted and have adhd see a text and are like ‘i will deal with this when i have the social and emotional energy for it’ and then fucking forget about it for a week. anyway, i’m bitches

i’m so used to video games autosaving right before something is abt to kick ur ass that whenever animal crossing new horizons autosaves i instinctively think “oh god oh fuck what’s coming” and then my mint squirrel villager walks by with a basket of apples

This what every YouTube family looks like:

honestly nothing fazes me anymore, donald trump could make the john green cock monologue publicly and I would be like okay 

i turned off catered ads and now this is the kinda thing i get on youtube

why are ‘[MENTAL ILLNESS] EPISODE CAUGHT ON CAMERA’ videos so popular on youtube what the fuck is wrong with you people

if i wanted to see mental illness captured in real time id log on to tumblr.com

actual photo of me in my respecting nonbinary people who don’t use they/them kitchen

not to flex on y’all but ive never listened to kpop

this is the only constructive criticism i’ll accept on this post