I am actually completely falling apart
*checks in* We’re still weird right?
Everything is sin
I had a gas station chicken sandwich for lunch today because I’m a fucking piece of shiiiiiiit
Still my greatest achievement
Always tired
Never forget that while the entire world came to a complete stop these Hitler Youth-looking motherfuckers tried to sell you beans.
What the fuck is up guys
If you’re an Uber driver
I appreciate that you put seat covers in the back seat. You get all kinds of weirdos. Understood. But if they make the safety belt buckles disappear please give me time to find the buckle that matches. Don’t scream down the road at 45mph while I’m still fumbling.
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This is not the case in Red Dead Online. Shitty people are hoping you’ll get so mad that you call them a cunt then they get you com banned for 36 hours.
Say what you will about the prequels
But if the moment Obi-Wan tells a dying Anakin that he was his brother doesn’t make you choke up a little bit 14 years later, you aren’t a real Star Wars fan. Also still a better movie than The Last Jedi.
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I have made my peace that I will never reach 100% completion in Red Dead Redemption 2 because fishing in this game fucking suuuuuucks.
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I’ve been listening to Jedi Mind Tricks whole playing Red Dead Redemption 2 all morning and it’s...oddly fitting.
Servants in Heaven. Kings in Hell.