we as a species need to go back to saying “my dick is in flames” whenever something goes hard as hell

tumblr makes you sign this pledge in order to use the site starting december 17th

The moment we saw the cardboard disk in the “physical copies” should’ve been a red flag

oh dear

Waitholup, there were WHAT in the disk cases??

You know, for a minute there I thought Blizzard had conducted this year’s greatest video-game cock-up. Then Bethesda said “Hold my Nuka Cola” and started a dumpster fire. 

Last night i had a dream where legolas straight up shot someone with a gun

legolas what does your scoped .50 caliber barrett m82 rifle see

i will live for you

Credit: IG @oz_rich1

WOW

I’m w h e e z i n g

Ed Edd n Eddy Documentary - Behind the scenes with the voices of the Kanker Sisters.

💘  Happy N7Day 💘

This is the funniest thing I’ve seen in weeks. Literally, I’ve never been this funny in my entire goddamn life

a gem, this is a god damn gem

Damn, Capricorn, chill.

@lunarpoppy YOURS IS SO ACCURATE OMG.

The new Super Mario Bros game looks great guys, now excuse me while I resurrect a dead meme for a new meme.

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me clicking on the 7th “sharpest knife in the world” video today: omg i wonder what hes gonna do with that plastic wrap…..

kiwami japan, the absolute madman:

me: 

:O