Capitalism cancels everything I find joy in

#Yes I haven't posted to Tumblr in years #Yes I'm salty about netflix shows #Also my favourite pair of pants are being discontinued #My other favourite pair cost me $$ but they ripped in less than a year #capitalism is a scam

hunters-and-reapers

I dont do drugs

I get my high off of standing up too fast but refusing to stand still to let the dizziness pass and instead just stumble around confused and almost falling down the stairs

#Hi I haven't been here in a long time #I didnt come back because of destiel #This is just the only place this post will succeed #Okay maybe destiel reminded me that Tumblr exists #Don't sue me

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williamshakespirit

powerfulwizard

I was at a party last night and this weird nerd guy was screaming and punching the wall whenever he missed at beer pong and I cornered him later and I was like “Hey, can I give you some constructive criticism?” And he was like “Uhh ok.” And I was like “People would like you a lot more if you weren’t going around screaming and punching walls like a fucking creep.” And he got really scared and asked “Are you going to kill me?” And I literally dont understand how he got that from what I said. I think I’m scarier than I realize.

you shoulda killed him just as a power move

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leavesandstars

the college I went for my associates had a river that ran through campus where my friends and i swam between classes and I just ran into a girl who graduated with me and she told me that since the river just ran right behind her dorm sometimes she’d put on a swimsuit and put all her stuff in a dry bag and get on an innertube and float downstream to campus and then just get out and put on her clothes and go to class and I’ve been thinking about that all week

i thought i was being wild i was like “yeah sometimes i’d swim in my clothes after field labs and go into math a lil damp” and she looked me in the eye and killed me on sight

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marishaswingkink

tim-lucy

(◡‿◡✿)

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imjustbeingfriendly

thenatsdorf

These 3 always go to bed like this. (via sirmakoto)

bae-in-maine

My heart

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rosentraume

livenarrator

I can’t actually even process how bad this is. I logged of for the 17th and came back to find out 6 porn bots had followed me while I was logged out

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vangogh-vanhoe

catchymemes

wholesome car mods

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dis-bitchhh

also like I love how avengers infinity war was about having AS MANY CHARACTERS AS POSSIBLE and avengers: endgame is just like here’s eight white people

thanos’ snap was as random as an airport’s random security check

“Here’s eight white people” is Scarlett Johansson erasure