ABAB (Assigned Bottom at Birth)

Lieutenant

Today is the last day you can reblog this

there was a florida trucker god forgot about

Things that are going to happen in 2024 according to Star Trek:

1) the absolutely giant homeless-population of the USA (or was is just New York? Idk, I‘m from Europe) is going to start a civil-war fighting against the upper class and police.

2) Ireland is going to get united

doctor voice hello yes im here returning your call about scheduling! ^_^ so the next appointment we have is tomorrow at 4am. after that the earliest we can get you in is december 2025... either of those sound good to you?

Wanted to paint this dog

wizard on wizard bullying

based on my own fight with whats his nuts

“Lol” hasn’t meant “laughing out loud” in like 15 years… it’s just a word now and more importantly it’s the perfect way to end a sentence lol

honey!!! its time for another 200hr+ play through of stardew valley!!!

chosen one not as in the one the prophecy foretold but as in lamb to the slaughter. as in the only person both brave and foolish enough to do it. chosen one as in sculpted, molded to be the perfect sacrifice to something expertly, divinely crafted to annihilate you wholly and surely. chosen one as in taken away. chosen one as in death sentence. chosen one as in goodbye

Ppl who had time for romance in high school we are so different. i was busy fighting for my life in my head

He is ready for war

me: wish games had choices that actually mattered

me when games have choices that actually matter:

taking your own advice is so hard. it’s “make bad art” this and “kill your perfectionism” that until i sit down with an idea i like. the i have to execute it perfectly Or Else

No dog enemies in games ever. Thank you.

Me, when the dog who was trying to rip my throat out whimpers: