Truculent Female Provocateur

Dandelions have a symbiotic relationship with little kids who make wishes

this is... not entirely false, actually 

Sunflowers

English added by me :)

Oh it’s over for you hoes

Bitch you thought

Oh you’re all going down

[Image description: a full color painting of Keyleth, from Critical Role. She wears her Fire Ashari outfit from Season 2. She stares at the viewer, with glowing yellow eyes, fire erupting from her shoulders. Embers rest on her mantle, and her antlers show mild charring from the powerful magic bursting from her. Her hair is cut short, with one side shaved. She grasps her staff, which is breaking with fire magic inside. End ID.]

Spicy boys 🔥

* His mother is a physics teacher, he says to his mother: without touching the ball, throw it in another cup and get 50 dollars, look what his mother does! 😳😂*

SAME

0064

guide of souls

WALKING WAKE!

I’m howling

this is the equivalent of making a movie about a succubus and calling it SUCC

Oh my god... the cat can't move because they have a human on

Salmon Sculpture, Portland, Oregon

I can not stress how much I quote this irl.

nowhere else