*when i’m on my period*   person: hey me: can you shut the fuck up

come here.

I’m the luckiest girl in the world. meganmarieeeeeee

I’m the luckiest girl in the world. meganmarieeeeeee

Homosexuality is unnatural! It says so in this book where snakes talk, people come back from the dead, a guy walks on water, and a virgin has a baby.

i automatically classify anything over $5 as expensive

Oh my god this is so important!

do you ever keyboard smash

like: galsimvaklrer

and think

no that doesn’t look right

and so you erase it and try again

laskdfjaasdf

ah yes that’s how im feeling now

Hunter Reveu (via theglasschild)

Today at work this mom and her (like 6-7 year old) daughter came in and the little girl was throwing a huge fit the whole time because she didn’t want Subway. And finally she stomps her foot and says ‘if you don’t take me to get waffles I am going to tell grandma that you let daddy put his peepee in your mouth’

I almost walked out of the store and just went home because that was the end of everything.

Hello lovely people of Tumblr! So my girlfriend, meganmarieeeeeee, and I decided to make a Youtube channel and we just uploaded our very first video! We did the Tin Can Challenge which was SUPER gross but a lot of fun and we would love it if you all watched and shared it! :)