me flirtin: *shows u a pic of 2 cute animals doin sumthin an say ‘me n u’*

snapchat, insta, and quidditch=games that gryffindor just can’t lose. 

amazing illos & hilarz captions created exclusively for SparkNotes by the awesome @sasmilledge

me searching for a new tv show to watch

Please keep this circulating. Cops are getting more and more brazen, know your rights!

good to know

Someone’s going to need this, so keep it handy and memorized

Gay culture is regretting not being gay sooner and being upset at all those gay years wasted

Lesbians are so good at pointing out romantic chemistry between women on TV but in real life it takes 3 years of friendship and an entire peer reviewed scientific paper to convince us that a girl might like us back.

— Richard Jackson, from “While You Were Away,” Asheville Poetry Review (2011)

was looking up 50s fashion for writing reasons and i CANNOT get over the outfits these girls are rocking

u know those deeply sad nights where you just wanna cry and listen to a very emotional song

Daisy Ridley fangirling over Angelina Jolie at the 2019 D23 Expo

This is framed like a parks and rec gag

we take the naps we think we deserve

on my wedding night

me: *sobbing*

my wife: what’s wrong

me: I can’t believe a girl likes me

remember when you bought a gaming console and all the things you needed to use the console was already in the console so you didnt have to go buy a bunch of other stuff and remember when you bought a game and you put the game in your console you could play the game immediately there was no downloads or subscriptions or dlc it was all right there in the game you bought do you remember tell me do you remember any of it