oh i get it. it’s “i see you pee”

what is

nothing. go back to bed

Woodland Path

via n.t

my milkman looking cute as hell in that lil bowtie. lol. 

my wife circa 1935 right after i go to work at the racism factory

Bumble Bee

(via Pinterest)

Sleepers #3  -  Martin Fenne , 2009.

Dutch,b.1964-   

Piping ribbon on textile paper,  120 x 110 cn.

a faint memory that might as well be a dream

this bot that tweets random medieval deaths and gives you a personal medieval death if you reply to it really made me laugh today

25 human years to Keanu is equivalent to like 2 minutes. he hasn’t changed outfits cuz he’s barely started his day

name him. name your son

BongWater

one time i was in a pub in london and saw lemonade on the menu and i was like mmmm lemonade!!! but i’ve been to australia and been tricked before so i was like hey is this actual lemonade lemonade or is it just sprite and she was like it’s actual lemonade so i ordered some and she brought it back and it was sprite. i hate england

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