This week my friend was in Pittsburgh and she ran into Kris Letang. So she goes “you’re Kris Letang!” and he’s like “yeah! are you a penguins fan??” and she goes “no not really, i’m a flyers fan” AND HE DEAD ASS GOES “well we all can’t be perfect” AND. WALKED. AWAY.
I keep seeing all these new hockey players on my dash and I’m so confused because I’ve been so out of the loop.
i like how amidst all the trade rumors matt duchene is just up in canada finding turtles around his lake house and relocating them
Me @ my GM’s off season antics
Little brother pestering his unamused big brother.
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live update of tom wilson waiting for the caps to re-sign andre
Where have you been???? 👀👀👀👀👀👀👀
Taylor don’t act like you don’t know where I’ve been lol
But if anyone is curious, I’ve just kind of taken a break from hockey. I didn’t really watch it as much this year.
welcome to jersey, marcus johansson!
How does one get into hockey?
You pick a team and cry over them
BREAKING NEWS: Karlsson was just mouthing the words to "Welcome to the Jungle" by Guns and Roses. Good song choice Karlsson, good song choice.
When you celebrate a goal too hard and you hurt the arm where you got a shot the other day
Happy friendaversary to one of my best friends ever @lattaismymainboy ! Wow it’s been TWO years since we become friends but honestly it feel like so much longer. I have been able to easily talk to you since day one and that’s not normally something I can do. We’re had probably one of the best friendships I’ve ever had and we don’t even live in the same state! My life would be so different without you and I don’t want to think of a world where I never met you because that would just be sad. You are not just a friend you are a sister. Here’s to 2 years and hopefully many, many more.
Happy friendaversary Taylor!! I can’t believe it’s been two years. It’s weird to think that without hockey we may have never met and that’s a weird thought to me. I’m so glad we became friends and I’m glad that we are best friends. Here’s to many more years of friendship!
Guys it’s been 2 whole years since I’ve been on the website!!! Time really has flown by, but I just want to give a mention to some of the amazing friends I’ve met on here.
@lattaismymainboy - You are literally like a sister to me, you are also my mom friend who will force me to sleep XD, but really I don’t know what I’d do without you in my life because you have made me so happy and you have just made my life better overall, love you girl
@hockeyismyreligon - Jannie you are literally one of the most amazing people ever! I mean you were literally the first person I EVER talked to on hockey tumblr (even before I had one) and you have stuck with me since then. You are so sweet and some much more beautiful and amazing than you think you are, and I can always talk to you, love you girl
@benn-bros-and-hockey-hoes - You are literally like my mom friend Hannah, like I can always come to you if I have questions about life in general or even if I just need someone to talk to. You are always so nice and positive towards people and that is something I really admire about you
@craawford - Mary Rose you literally just like let me fangirl to you and we both really like a lot of the same books and things so we can just yell about things together XD you’re also like 10/10 so sweet and amazing and no matter what I can count on you to be there for me
Some of my other AMAZING friends:
EH THANK YOU TAYLOR I LOVE YOU TOO!
NHLers and the Olympics (hypothetical)
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Alex Ovechkin goes to the Olympics. No one questions his many carry on bags, or why one looks suspiciously like Nicklas Backstrom.
The NHL is curious as to why Henrik Lundqvist has been playing so poorly for the Rangers during the time of the Olympics. Joel Lunqvist must be feeling off too..he called in sick to work all month.
Carey Price builds a small wall in his net, then leaves and goes to the Olympics. No one notices the difference.
Sidney Crosby wants to go to the Olympics but he does not want to let down the Penguins or break the rules. Fleury and Letang put melatonin in Crosbys PB&J. He wakes up on the Plane next to to Jamie Benn.
A displeased Jamie Benn is duck taped to a giggly Tyler Seguin.
Brent Burns smuggles Joe Pavelski to the Olympics in his beard.
Shea Weber fires a fake slap shot. It fake hits Markov, Plekanec and Pacioretty. They are all out for the month with fake and vague injuries. They get fake beards and go to the Olympics under fake names.
Erik Karlsson is very handsome. He tells the league he is going to the Olympics, they are distracted by all the handsome and tell him its fine.
No one wants to have to tell Tuukka Rask he cant go to the Olympics, so no one does.
You know you done fucked up if your own fanbase is booing you