The memories
This is 100% me
y’all mention dice, laundry pods, bath bombs, but you’re forgetting the most chewy thing of all
forbidden pockys
what is happening
let’s pour one out for all the janitors who clean and never get enough appreciation
Don’t they gotta clean up what we pour out
fuck stop it everyone the post is cancelled everyone please stop fuck what have I done
let’s clean one up for the janitors
got the munchies like
Is that a promise?
Road trip who’s coming
Mario rolls another Mario into a bottomless pit in the Super Mario 128 tech demo shown at Space World in 2000.
My girl said she got an STD 🙅🏾♀️❌
I said FRICK that 😡💪🏾
We in this together 👫💕😳
That’s an stWE now 💋😍🙈
It is pitch black outside and someone is mowing their lawn
power move
Update: the someone is my father
does he have a flashlight
“dad did you have a flashlight?”
“no”
“how did you see?”
“moon.”
sounds like a dad to me