I do not feel fly like a G6 and have not for a very long time

[ coughs loudly into the mic ] hello i hope that the benevolent tumblr gods allow this one. i just like putting him in soft things, your honor

but your honor his big wet princess puppy dog eyes cancels out all the horrors he’s committed

Please knock 🙏

I am unwell, Jesus Christ 🥵

apparently tara, withers, and gale's mom are bffs

Tara: Withers and I have a regular correspondence. He's joined me and Mrs. Dekarios for luncheon on more than one occasion.

Gale:

The Main six Baldur's Gate Companions

It came to me in a dream

he has two modes

Am I back on tumblr for the first time in years because this fucker makes me feel like a teenage girl? MAYBE 😤

10 year anniversary of this absolute Banger !

there’s only two genders

wanting to get railed by iq kitty and wanting to get railed by goth kitty

even if my titties aren’t physically out, they’re spiritually out, and that’s what matters