"So I made my own"

PLEASE let Mammon hang with his bestie Lucifer! 🍏💖

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Saw a few posts mentioning how his lil crown look like cat ears and I’ve never been the same since 💲

i would've fucked so hard as a court jester in ye olde i would've jangled my balls and done a little dance and sang my silly tunes i'd be so good at my job. alas i have to be on tumblr instead which is like a poor imitation of it

bells. i meant bells

don’t do this to me

little used fantasy trope i love: when two people are playing cards in a shady bar and it's the tense moment where they show their hand but it's a fantasy so they can't say things like "full house" or "royal flush" so they same some nonsense like "three crowns and a dead crow" and the crowd is like "oooOOHH" so we know that's good

Other character smirks: "Well, I've got a castle on four omens."

The crowd "oohs" louder, so we know that it's Much Better™️

thats how i feel watching scenes with regular cards

why didn’t gandalf just carry the ring to mordor himself with these tongs

like i’m picturing him being really careful and looking at it and carrying it exactly like this while walking or riding through the woods and across rivers and up mountains and through valleys and he doesn’t drop it even once except at the very end where he tidily drops it into the volcano. frodo sam and the crew and even gollum wholly undisturbed. sauron can’t find him bc of the meditative aura surrounding him which is generated by his immense focus on not dropping it

World's most tense egg and spoon race

this somehow became the funniest thing on earth in my head and I had to draw it so

i love when people draw 2 characters cuddling and it looks like this

Literal bundle of joy,,

Also alternate:

Here's a blinky while I loose my mind btw. Emotional support blinkous

Dungeon Meshi - BMI

Hey guys I figured out how my school bullies knew I was weird

Life in an Autism World

Dog getting cuddles by strangers on the train

(Source)

when the autism is being an actual mental health problem instead of making me obsess over fictional characters again:

It would WORK if they would just listen and understand though. Jeez!