when ur alarm goes off on a school day and you just
GAY MARRIAGE IS LEGAL NATIONWIDE IN AMERICA FUCK YEAH DANCE SKELETONS DANCE
ohmygod this is the last scene in shake it off but with skeletons
but how would a SNAIL react to the friendzone
The friendzone is a myth perpetrated by misogynists who use it to shame their female friends into sex. I am absolutely disgusted by it.
snails are truly upstanding citizens
i will talk about sex openly as much as i want cause i think the world has enough people telling women to shut up about sex meanwhile guys are pretending to f*** my ass when im in line at tim hortons so yah ladies please talk about sex till ur mouth is dry thank u
Meet De-calf, his moms name is Coffee
best name ever!!!!
This movie gives me life
finally... 50 states of gay
my friend did a psychology class in high school and came to my house and diagnosed my cat with depressionย
this is exactly what lady gaga wanted when she created the gays in 2009
What the fuck is this bullshit and why was it recommended for me?
Itโs not like men are involved in the creation of the baby or anything.
I mean shit, I understand that pregnancy is an extremely strenuous thing on the woman, but that doesnโt mean that a dude canโt be proud of the fact that heโs going to be a father.
Hmm. Weird how someone would want to be considered a part of the pregnancyโฆ There goes all of my respect for Mila Kunis.
My goodness, women like this have some fucking nerve. Good luck Ashton.
Please stop.
Pregnancy is a very dangerous time for cis-women. Until cis-men are capable of nine months of pain without the ability to take painkillers, followed by hours of one of the most painful experiences a human can undergo, I agree with Mila Kunis. It is your child. Not your pregnancy. You donโt get a fucking medal for sticking your dick inside someone and impregnating them, you get a child. So no, you donโt need a fucking spotlight highlighting your months of work and pain and the fact that you can potentially die trying to bring life into the world when you have not undergone any of the physical effort.
Things you can expect during pregnancy: Anemia, urinary tract infections, constipation, mental health conditions including intense depression, hyperemesis gravidarm (basically when persistent vomiting isย moreย than just morning sickness and requires hospitalization). Not to mention there are dozens of infections that can cause serious problems. (x) (x)
Oh and the fact thatย 20% of pregnancies end in miscarriages which obviously requires hospitalization for the pregnant woman and causes a lot of emotional trauma.
Or that you canโt consume alcohol, most types of fish, you canโt expose yourself to hot water (or any heat, really), or get an x-ray. You cannot eat lunch meats, raw sprouts (radishes, alfalfa, etc.), soft cheeses, anything unpasteurized is out, as are foods with raw or undercooked eggs. And caffeine can lead to miscarriages, so say goodbye to coffee, teas, and chocolate. (x) (x) (x)
About 2 million pregnancy losses occur annually in the U.S.; 6 million babies are born.ย 25% of pregnancies are lost.
14.5% of pregnant women will experience at least one pregnancy complication.
11% of women are diagnosed with post partum depression.
(x)
800 women die because of pregnancy-related problems in the U.S. annually. (x)
Labor can last for 36 hours or more. Youโre in a room full of strangers, who are all seeing your vagina, your blood, your shit, your piss, and your agony. Itโs common for tearing to occur during the delivery (x) and after the baby is born you still have to deliver the placenta (essentially an organ).
Pregnancy is terrifying, dangerous, and uncomfortable. None of you have the right to shit on Mila Kunis for telling the truth:ย You do not deserve the spotlight of your wifeโs pregnancy. So get over yourselves. Yes, the father CAN be proud, and he should be. But itโs not his pregnancy. He is not the one who will endure it.
It is not weird that someone would want to be involved in their wifeโs pregnancy. It is weird that you have the fucking nerve to lose respect for someone reminding you that the father is not the pregnant one in the picture.
So please, stop.
Today in male entitlement: now women โhave some nerveโ if they remind men that they are not, in fact, the pregnant ones.ย
IVE BEEING SAYING THIS SINCE I KNEW WHAT PREGNANCY IS
They were like, โtalk to me about boys,โ and I was like,ย โno.โ And theyโre like, โwhy?โ
That time my mom made the waitress give her a pair of gloves to eat her wings so she wouldnโt mess up her nails.