Omg my heart.
I just love them.
They just recently had a baby together and their comics have somehow gotten cuter:
GOALS
"...hello police? this person drew a stick figure for me online after i threatened to call the police on them for tax evasion. why are you laughing stop it"
Now HE is a role-model
A leader is best when people barely know he exists, when his work is done, his aim fulfilled, they will say: we did it ourselves.
can’t believe ‘coco from foster’s home for imaginary friends was born from a starving child’s dying dream as they spiraled into desperate insanity after getting stranded on an island’ isn’t an edgy theory but something the creator just casually brought up on his deviantart
(Coco is a bit complicated to explain but I’ll try. As you might know from “Good Wilt Hunting” Coco was found on a deserted island. Well I based her look on the images her creator was exposed to on the island. Her head is the palm trees that dominated the landscape. Her body is the crashed wreckage of the plane which brought her creator to the island. Her beak is a deflated rubber life raft. And her orange feet represent the sunburned feet that her creator stared at all day. Her name Coco comes from the Coconuts that her creator ate everyday. Her odd personality derives from the fact that her creator wasn’t mentally all quite there from being on the island for so long. Phew!!)
What the FUCK CRAIG?!?!?
are you just gonna leave out the fact that she lays eggs that contain random goodies? The child’s desperate, broken mind made something that could give them the supplies they needed, even if they didn’t know what it was.
choose your fighter
Why is this so accurate
The Father, The Son, and the Holy Spirit.
Cats of the Decade
Don’t forget these beauts
Aren’t y'all missing someone?
Yesssss
What if they're right... what if rich people ARENT all that ba-
Oh hmm. Hmmmm.
Link to her saying this shit as part of a gameshow on BBC with an audience laughing at How Funny She Is: (X)
She’s gross.
Okay so I went to the source article and here’s the paragraph where the guy tells his secret:
First, there was their daily diet: on top of dry commercial cat food, a home-cooked breakfast of eggs, turkey bacon, broccoli, coffee with cream, and—every two days—about an eyedropper full of red wine to “circulate the arteries.” Then there was his effort to ensure the cats were sufficiently stimulated: a garage he’d converted into a home movie theater, with a working reel-to-reel projector and actual movie theater seats, where Perry screens nature documentaries exclusively for the cats (with previews, he added). Last, and perhaps most important, he swore that love and close, personal relationships helped his cats live longer. Perry adored his cats so much, he remembered each of their birthdays.
Blessed cat dad
“NO YOU REALLY SHOULDN’T HAVE..” Cat Edition In Six Photos
“EXCEPT FOR THIS MIRACULOUS GiFT”
@elk-ken It has been done!!!
Wholesome post.
Cats in boxes is never not funny.
M94, Starburst