what do i do without you
i’m not sure what planet i’m from but i wanna go back there
“gay dog squad”
on the graffiti wall at Edmonton, Alberta, Canada’s LGBTQ Camp fYrefly
I know I've mainly abandoned this account. But I'm graduating with my MA tomorrow, and I'm pretty fucking proud. Esp 'cause I've just barely made it into the top category in the UK for postgrad work (distinction). So yay for that And yay for getting so close to leaving life and the planet recently, and then sticking around to do more stuff in the end. And yay for all the things I'll make even louder during/from/after this brilliant and godforsaken year.
I don’t even want to acknowledge what david cameron has decided to do today. I don’t wanna be in this world when that’s a reality.
shoot me shoot me shoot me in the smile
“trans rights! yeah!”
found outside the gay village of Montreal, Quebec, Canada
Nothing is fine. And here we still all are.
“si me queres quereme trans” - roughly, “if you love me, love me trans”
found in Argentina
see more Argentina graffiti
Dear Aliens, You’ve been hanging out on earth a lot the past couple days and I just want you to know that I will be happy to meet you and learn about your cultures and pronounce your name correctly. I hope you think I’m cool. Love, Me
This year has been the entire Mountain Goats discography already, often literally, and it's not even done yet. Shoutout to @wildguess for giving me the actual entire Mountain Goats discography in August. That's helped a lot.
bisexual means you can only like 2 things i’ve chosen drinking and wizards
Other Things To Do To A Drunken Sailor
- Draw a dick on his face in Sharpie
- Add his boss as a friend on Facebook
- Eat the last of his Nutella
- Text his ex with a “U up?” message
- Tell the IRS he owes back taxes
- Log in to gmail and change his password
every single one of these fits the rhythm of the song. i sang each one of them. :D my mom’s addition was always “hit him in the face with a vick’s inhaler”
I don’t know why this is so funny, but it is. Sing it. Go on. I’ll wait.
Rejected Mountain Goats Songs, Side A
- “We Were On Drugs and You Peaked In High School But Now We’re Both Going To Jail or the Hospital”
- “I Don’t Love You Anymore But This Motorcycle Sure Does Go Fast”
- “Going To A Place That’s Never Mentioned In The Song Itself”
- “One Of Us Is Gonna Do Something We Regret So Put That Gun Down For Christ’s Sake”
- “Shout And Holler All You Want But I’m Outside Your Door And I’m Coming In, Olly Olly Oxen Free”
- “Song From The Perspective Of A Medieval Plague Doctor”
- “Song From The Perspective Of A Minor Player During The Roman Empire”
- “Alpha Responding To A Domestic Disturbance In The 1600 Block Of Southwood Plantation Road”
- “The Painkillers Are A Metaphor For My Stepfather”