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1000% Pure Salt

@queen-of-nerdy-swag / queen-of-nerdy-swag.tumblr.com

I'm trash. Memes. Memes are my life. I also need to CHILL THE FUCK OUT.
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happy Thursday the 20th

I’d have to wait months or even years for another chance to reblog this, so why the fuck not?

next days you can reblog this on a Thursday the 20th

August 2015

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February 2020

August 2020

You know, just in case you wanted to set your queue for the next 6 years

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The year 2043

My kid: *comes home from school*
Me: what did you learn in class today :)
My kid: we talked about the 2016 presidential election. Do you remember any of that?
Me: *stares into the camera like I'm on the office
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“The magic man.”

Young person: See this man? He’s a magic man. He’s gonna touch this hot fire!

Old man: [touches the fake “burning” log]

Young man: Oh man, he’s the magic man.

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chickenstab

the old man’s smile is so heartwarming he is so ready to be a part of this vine i love this

That smile! 

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My fiancé’s dad is Arabic, has a really thick accent and doesn’t really understand cursing so when he gets road rage he just puts a bunch of curse words together. My favorite so far “Up shut your ass, motherbitch.”

This is wonderful

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