There was an event today in the village square which drew the ire of the crowd: the end of Mario Mario, brother of Luigi Mario.

Lunch was provided following the event, courtesy of Koopa Catering.

im a fondant anti. make your cakes edible

Maslow’s Hierarchy of Needs

fiestaware

Two years?! I’m in!

why not

I’ll try it

Eh

Double your nana, double your yum

give me luck double banana

No fucking joke, I was offered 4 days of film-set marshalling and I told him I was unavailable for one of the days but I could cancel. And he told me he’d potentially found someone else.

I reblogged this.

And not 20 mins later, he came back to me and said if I really want it, let him know now. So fuck. Wow.

I did a little revision to this comic

I thought it’d be better if I wasn’t referencing something specific. Also I’ve been watching a lot of animal rescue videos

Honestly? I blame the foodnetwork

Has this been done?

Otter teaches human how to pet him.

me asking for attention and affection

I just lost my entire shit

Shiny boi

Yoshi has moved on from tax fraud to health care fraud

“Dr.” Yoshi: Yoshi. (I’m going to have to prescribe you MegaMinerals to cure these viruses)

Sick Toad: Don’t you mean MegaVitamins?

“Dr.” “Yoshi” : Yoshi! (These are better. Unfortunately, it looks like your insurance doesn’t cover them, will that be cash or check?

Yoshi prescribes me the incorrect painkiller and dosage due to medical malpractice, leaving me to die a slow, painful death of liver failure

I’m so mad because this worked

help me roger

Reblogging myself because

Originally posted by gifs-for-the-masses

Reblogging myself because… what was that? Five minutes?

O_O

………my friend has made me curious

help me roger

Update: after I reblogged this someone messaged me offering me tickets to the sold out Hausu screening with a Q&A and autograph session with the director

let’s do it, roger

Roger helppppp

I need you Roger!

roger…

GUYS I FOUND 100 BUCKS IN MY CAR TODAY DON’T DOUBT ROGER

I’M COUNTING ON YOU, ROGER.

Hello counting on you, roger, I’m Dad!

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reblogging because i need something god to happen today

I sec that shit

CmOn ROgeR Ole PAl

This was a day late because something did happen yesterday. LMAO WTF

Imma try this

roger please!!

Look I want good stuff but also Roger is just a cutie

Chapter 230 got me wondering…

Me walking into Avengers Endgame later today

Every like and reblog to this post is a big “fuck you” to Brock Lesnar.