The devastating difference between how much time it takes to write something vs how fast people read it lol

hello character who is desperate to be a good person; i want to play a game. in front of you is the one person you will never be able to save. you have the rest of your life to make peace with this. there are no defined repercussions if you fail, but we both know you're going to attempt to win regardless. your time starts now

don't worry about the fact it's just you and a mirror in the room.

That time Crowley was a jester and Aziraphale a minstrel…….

Once I started this redraw of our Good Omens season 2 boys I COULDN'T STOP! 💖 If you would like a print of this ineffable husbands piece just become a member of the $10 or $25 tiers on my Patreon and it will be sent to your mailbox! 📬💖 Link in my bio!

“do it scared”

holy shit i do not want to come out as trans at work, but i’m gonna do it today

i was SO brave

i’m going to eat the entire contents of my fridge now

A real thing that happened is me as a teenager.

I had what turned out to be a dangerous walking pneumonia, for a week, but the manager at Burger King wouldn’t let me off.  My breathing was very loud and ragged.  I was coughing on and breathing on the food.

I wasn’t allowed to leave.  I was told if i called out, I was fired.

So Im shuffling around wheezing loudly swaying with my high fever as I work drive thru by myself, and a paramedic walked in to order dinner.

He goes ballistic, My friends.  He demands to see the Manager.  he chews him out at the top of his lungs so the whole restaurant can here.  Guys working the back came up to watch.  Customers staring and thinking hard about the infectious food they were eating.  Dude losing his shit about how infectious I was and all the people management had been endangering for days judging from my breathing and I needed to be home on antibiotics RIGHT NOW and the health Department was going to hear about this.

I went home.  i got the week off.  Didn’t even need a doctor’s note.

Getting friends management doesn’t know to do this WOULD WORK.

Same manager not letting me take my influenza home a year later  despite repeated vomiting?  Threw up in front of customers.  Customers demanded money back and started threatening the manager with lawsuits.

I got to go home and got time off until I stopped vomitting.

GO AHEAD and THROW UP in front of Customers.  THEY will Complain.

Don’t be shy.  

They are supposed to let you stay home when you are sick.  Stop protecting management. (Hiding how sick you are protects management).  They are abusing you.  Let them reap what they sow.

Maybe if he was a little less fuckable we wouldn’t be in this mess

If AO3 had a slogan

[id: A redrawing of the "are you winning, son?" meme. Drawn in red, it portrays a kid with hair sticking up at the top drawing on a canvas. In the first image, it has the AO3 icon on the second, the Tumblr icon. The dad, with a drawn hat and cigarette, smile and open palms, asks: "Are you famous, son?" The kid answers in image one, saying: "No, dad, but a couple of people LOVE my fanfiction and are being very nice to me." In the second image, it's been edited to say, "No, dad, but a couple of people LOVE my art and are being very nice to me." /end id]

some loser: humans are innately selfish creatures

my psych book:

Daily reminder, because this shit is so ingrained in global culture it makes me want to SCREAM, that vaginal sex is NOT SUPPOSED TO BE PAINFUL EVER. It is not supposed to bleed! No, not even when it's your "first time". That's not how it works and WHY WOULD IT BE? The vagina is a very cool dude that does this really cool thing: when sexually aroused, the tissue surrounding the vaginal opening as well as the muscle of the canal expands in width & length and lubricates. YES, EVEN "VIRGINS". You've probably heard something along the lines that "it hurts at first but it gets better" – NOPE. The vagina does not magically start functioning after a penis tears it open.

Painful sex is generally due to (other than ignorant partners):

- Minimal or no sexual arousal

- No additional lubrication (vaginal lubrication is great! it is also not always sufficient)

- Low oestrogen or unbalanced hormones (due to young age, health conditions, HRT, stages of menopause)

- Incompatible partners (yes, penises/strap ons can be TOO BIG, don't just pick up the biggest one you can find. look up how long the average aroused vagina is, seriously, then take into account your own anatomy and the position of your cervix at rest & when your vagina is mostly or fully aroused)

- Congenital conditions or a cervix that hangs lower than average

It is so important for people with vaginas to learn their body before having penetrative sex with a partner. PLEASE EXPLORE AND EDUCATE YOURSELF FIRST. Find what works for you. Do NOT put your health and safety in the hands of some idiot.

P.S. Sometimes it just doesn't work and that's okay. Vaginal sex is NOT the height of human experience. There are dozens of other mutually pleasurable sexual experiences to be had!

Literally the first thought I had was käänteiskentauri

Reblogging for many things but especially for that final pun.

haunted house uquiz by streetlighthalo

This is modern art. The tragedy and hopelessness is perfectly encapsulated in your lack of a choice. Were you in his place, you would do no different. Because the gods have deemed it so, because fate is stronger than you. I’m usually not a big art person but holy shit

[ID: question 18 of 18. It says "you're orpheus." The only option is to look back. It is not selected. A warning says "You must select an answer for this question." End ID]

In honor of our very first sneak peek of the movie Wicked, my nostalgia kicked into high gear and I'm honoring one of my earliest fandom crazes with a silly little comic I'm calling "Fiyero Doesn't Get Enough Recognition For All The Shit He's Been Through."

Enjoy Fiyero having the weirdest 72 hours of his life.

Sequel comic here.