Oh god, why didn’t you just let him through?

when people see this guy coming and shout "duck" they mean it

i love to make fun of notorious white woman Taylor Swift and all of her embarrassing attempts to appear deeper than a plate of soup.

happy to announce that this post is at the top of the taylor swift tag, meaning this is the most widely shared opinion regarding Taylor on this website at the moment.

you can literally say anything to men, it doesn’t matter

not to be the guy who stops and admires the flowers but when I go outside. they do draw me in fr fr

… I just needed an excuse to draw cursed cat Alastor before it dies out

everyone make sure to set out cheese & crackers for neil tonight <3

IM NOT READYYYYYY

When a student copies an essay online instead of writing it and then painstakingly changes every word to a synonym until the text no longer makes any sense...

call that the Ship of Thesaurus

Any educator who doesn't feel this on a visceral level has never had to experience the psychic pain of reading the phrase "Unused York City."

A lecturer at Middlesex University in 2014, Chris Sadler, coined the term "Rogetism" for these. Perhaps the best:

Source.

I'm trying to hide my plagiarism but the clapping of my sinister buttocks keeps alerting the lecturer

no offense but you guys need to learn the difference between someone implying their experience is universal and a post simply just not being about you

Show me where I've made this mistake. Cite a specific time when I misinterpreted a post in this manner.

Just saw a post saying a castle was “infested with vampires” and as a biologist am disgusted. That’s their natural habitat. They live there

Listen pal, the subtitles stay ON.

Under PENALTY of INSTANT DEATH do NOT make blackout poetry of my posts. It is improper behavior and makes me wanna explode. You will receive 80 concussions. Don't make me spell it out again

[image description: a screenshot of the original post with sections blacked out. the new text reads, "PENINS exploion spell". /end description]

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I'm a fucking idiot

Did your best buddy it's ok

Came Back Wrong from the gocey store

forgot something

my oanges

staff: our april fools joke this year is a silly feature that doesn't really do anything but give you a button to boop other users! they have to opt-in first though :)

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