1. “Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears!”
2. “I’m not a photographer, but I can picture me and you together.”
3. “Are you an interior decorator? Because when I saw you, the entire room became beautiful.”
4. “Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile.” 
5. “Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.” 
6. “Do you know what my shirt is made of? Boyfriend/Girlfriend/Relationship material.”
7. “If I were a stop light, I’d turn red everytime you passed by, just so I could stare at you a bit longer.”
8. “I wanna live in your socks so I can be with you every step of the way.” 
9. “If you were a vegetable you’d be a cute-cumber.” 
10. “I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?”
11. “There are people who say Disneyland is the happiest place on earth. Apparently, none of them have ever been in your arms.”
12. “Did you invent the airplane? Cause you seem Wright for me.”
13. “Do you have a map? I’m getting lost in your eyes.”
14. “Does your left eye hurt? Because you’ve been looking right all day.”
15. “I was so enchanted by your beauty that I ran into that wall over there. So I’m going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.”
16. “Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?”
17. “My doctor says I’m lacking Vitamin U.”
18. “Can I follow you home? Cause my parents always told me to follow my dreams.”
19. “You look so familiar… didn’t we take a class together? I could’ve sworn we had chemistry.”
20. “Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you’d be guilty as charged!”

• 1: Hot, Steamy kiss
• 2: Cheek Kiss
• 3: Nose Kiss
• 4: Forehead Kiss
• 5: Firm Kiss
• 6: Gentle Peck
• 7: Romantic Kiss
• 8: Eyelid Kiss
• 9: Jawline Kiss
• 10: Neck Kiss
• 11: Collarbone Kiss
• 12: Chest Kiss
• 13: Stomach Kiss
• 14: Kiss Along the Hips
• 15: Kiss in the Rain
• 16: Upside-Down Kiss
• 17: Goofy Kiss
• 18: Underwater Kiss
• 19: Forceful Kiss
• 20: Any of the Above
• 21: Then there’s tongue

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ACTIONS - ANYTHING AND EVERYTHING

• *Accidentally spills [[SPECIFY HERE]] on you*
• *Slaps you*
• *Kisses you on the lips*
• *Bites your lip*
• *Rubs your shoulders*
• *Dumps ice water over your head*
• *Winks at you*
• *Flips hair at you*
• *Throws a ball of paper towards you*
• *Hands you a note, inside it says [[SPECIFY HERE]]*
• *Slams the door shut behind you*
• *Storms out of the room*
• *Wraps my arms around you from behind*
• *Kisses your neck*
• *Nibbles on your earlobe*
• *Tucks a strand of hair behind your ear*
• *Strokes your hair*
• *Caresses your cheek*
• *Holds you in my arms*

QUOTES - PICK UP LINES EDITION

• “You’re cute and I’m horny. You thinking what I’m thinking?”
• “I see you like cardio… wanna go back to my place and do it together?”
• “I’m sorry, but I just received a call for you. From heaven? I think they’re missing an angel.”
• “Hold my hand? I’m afraid I’m getting lost in your eyes.”
• “Is that a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants.”
• “Are you a pokemon? Because I’d like to peek-at-chu.”
• “If I had a dollar for every beautiful girl/guy I saw tonight, I’d have one dollar. Because the only beautiful girl/guy in here is you.”
• “Maybe I could show you my [[SPECIFY ITEM]] collection. It’s back at my house, so we’d have to go there but…”
• *Spills a drink on your shirt* “I’m so sorry! But if it’s any reassurance, I think that top would look better on my bedroom floor anyways.”

QUOTES - STRANGERS EDITION

• “I’m sorry, have we met before?”
• “I don’t know you, but thanks.”
• “You’re a very nice guy/girl, you know that?”
• “We only just met… but I’d really like to see you again.”
• “Do you think you could move your ass out of my friend’s seat?”
• “It’s none of your business. We just met.”
• “Hey I’m [[NAME HERE]] and my crazy ex-girlfriend/boyfriend is here and I was wondering if you’d pretend to date me so I can get them off my back?”
• “I’m so sorry about that! Let me buy you a new sandwich.”
• “Oh shit. I didn’t mean to trip you I swear, I’m sorry.”

QUOTES - WORKPLACE EDITION

• “Did you get that email I sent you last night?”
• “No, I’m serious. She/he brought a flask to work.”
• “I overheard the boss and I think you’re about to be put up for a promotion!”
• “I know what you’ve got in that top drawer.”
• “I can’t believe you’re drunk at work.”
• “You know, most people watch porn at home.”
• “Your Netflix binge is using up all the broadband.”
• “Stop torrenting, asshole! I have a report to send off to Japan in an hour and I can’t even open Gmail!”
• “If you spent half as much time on doing your job as you do on World on Warcraft, maybe you’d have a chance at a promotion too.”
• “You’ve been working here for 6 years and you don’t know where the break room is?”

QUOTES - SCHOOL EDITION

• “Didn’t you hear? [[NAME HERE]] and [[NAME HERE]] hooked up last night!”
• “We lost the playoffs.”
• “The girls team beat the boys!”
• “I heard he/she got called into the principal’s office.”
• “Apparently the swim team had an orgy after hours.”
• “I heard they were fucking in the bathroom.”
• “She/he’s been paying people to do their homework!”
• “She/he fell running in the hallway and knocked out a few teeth.”
• “I can’t believe we’re graduating this year.”
• “Being a freshman sucks.”
• “I slept with a sophomore last weekend.”
• “She/he told me they were a junior!”
• “Why are those freshmen staring at you?”
• “Is there a reason everyone suddenly knows your name overnight?”
• “How come everyone suddenly knows who I am?”
• “Did you tell them about my [[INSERT SECRET HERE]]?!”
• “I can’t believe you hooked up with my boyfriend/girlfriend.”
• “I definitely failed that test.”
• “I got an A on my essay!”

QUOTES - SASS EDITION

• “Wow, there’s a stick wedged so far up your ass I don’t think I can even pull it out.”
• “I’m sorry, but my number of fucks to give has officially reached a negative number.”
• “Uranus called and said I’m huge and in the way.”
• “I’m searching… searching… oh. Well would you look at that. I couldn’t find any fucks to give.”
• “What’s the difference between a dolphin and you? Dolphins have brains.”
• “Just because that’s mistletoe hanging above us doesn’t mean I’m going to kiss you.”
• “Take a picture, it’ll last longer.”
• “At this point you might as well ask for my autograph.”

QUOTES - ARGUMENTS/ROWS/QUARRELS EDITION

• “You know I’m right! I’m always right!”
• “Shut up. Just shut up!”
• “I don’t need to listen to this.”
• “You’re lying.”
• “I can’t believe you’d say that. Even in an argument, that was low of you.”
• “I can’t look at you.”
• “Don’t fucking touch me.”
• “If you say one more word, I swear…”
• “Pipe down, you’re making a scene.”
• “What’s wrong with you?”
• “Now I know why people think you’re neurotic.”
• “You must be crazy.”
• “I'm not backing down.”
• “You can’t hide the truth forever, you know.”
• “What’s your issue?”
• “You make me so angry.”
• “This has nothing to do with you.”

QUOTES - LOVERS EDITION

• “And… and I love you! It’s what I’ve been trying to tell you all along.”
• “I don’t know how to say it. But you know what I’m trying to say, right?”
• “I’ve never been good at this. I don't do relationships. But I… I want to try with you.”
• “You’re the one that I want.”
• “I don't care. I don’t give a shit, don’t you get it? I don’t give a flying fuck unless it has to do with you. I love you.”
• “Please don’t say that. You know you’re the only one for me. Fuck everyone else.”
• “I can’t stop thinking about you. Every minute of every day. I could be standing in the shower or cooking breakfast, but you’re still the only thought on my mind.”
• “I want to wake up next to you, everyday for the rest of my life.”
• “I’ve always been afraid of commitment, okay? That’s why I sleep around.”
• “I’ve never wanted to give love a try until now.”
• “Please, don’t leave me.”
• “I need you more than you will ever know.”
• “I love you more than I could ever express in words.”

QUOTES - DRUNK AND KNOCKING AT YOUR DOOR EDITION

• *Starts singing [[SPECIFY SONG NAME]] outside your door/window*
• “I didn’t fuck him/her, I swear!”
• “I brought vodka and ice cream.”
• “You left your anal beads at my house. Wait… no, they’re just normal mardi gras beads.”
• “I can’t believe you went without me!”
• “I love you, I love you so much and you just don’t see it. What am I supposed to do?”
• “I know you’re sad and upset. Let me be your distraction! I want to be your distraction!”
• “I can’t find my apartment and I couldn’t stop thinking about you.”
• “Let me in! I think I’m gonna throw up.”

QUOTES - NSFW EDITION

• “What do you think about this outfit?”
• “Bend over.”
• “It’s not going to get up by itself, you know.”
• “I thought you’d be bigger.”
• “Where did we leave those damned handcuffs?”
• “I can’t find my vibrator.”
• “Just set your phone on vibrate!”
• “I want to fuck you until you’re raw and shaking.”
• “That’s it… do a little striptease for me.”
• “You can watch… but you can’t touch.”
• “Be quiet! They’re going to hear us.”
• “And get this… the new toy? It glows in the dark.”
• “I’ve got two flavours. Cherry or fruit punch?”
• “I want to be on top.”
• “That is one fine ass.”
• “You look like a screamer.”
• “Let me tie you up.”
• “What’ll our safeword be?”
• “I love making you squirm.”
• “Not my neck! It’s summer, I can’t wear a turtleneck in the sun.”

TEXTS - DRUNK EDITION

• [TEXT] You dumped me for HIM/HER?
• [TEXT] I can’t stop listening to our song.
• [TEXT] My pillow still smells like you.
• [TEXT] You left your cologne when you moved out. I used it up.
• [TEXT] Do you even love me?
• [TEXT] What happened to us?
• [TEXT] I just want to eat bacon and see you naked. And then eat bacon off of you naked.
• [TEXT] IM26C4U.
• [TEXT] You never gave a shit about me.
• [TEXT] I couldn’t care less.
• [TEXT] Now you know how it feels.
• [TEXT] I still love you.
• [TEXT] I can’t stop thinking about all the times you told me you loved me… and wondering if they were lies.

TEXTS - NSFW EDITION

• [TEXT] You can’t have me if you can’t even get the three C’s. Chocolates, champagne, and candles.
• [TEXT] I’m in the bath… come join me?
• [TEXT] Don’t tease. You know I like it rough.
• [TEXT] Bed, counter, or floor?
• [TEXT] If you can get here in five minutes I’ll suck you off first.
• [TEXT] What do you think about threesomes? And, what about foursomes?
• [TEXT] You’ve been naughty, I’m going to punish you.
• [TEXT] I can’t believe you just sent me that. I’m at work/school!

TEXTS - EMERGENCY EDITION

• [TEXT] I fell down the stairs and… well, I’m in the ER.
• [TEXT] ______ got injured during their game and I’m waiting with them at the hospital but I can’t do this alone.
• [TEXT] Did you know your mother/father is at the hospital right now??
• [TEXT] I was cleaning out the garage and I’m stuck under some boxes!! Please help before the spiders get me.
• [TEXT] I don’t know what happened I was just cooking and then all of a sudden the pasta was on fire!

• “Come ooonn, I’m really hungry! You’re the one supposed to feed me.”
• “Do you ever think what it’d be like if we had the same marks? If it were you and me?”
• “Do you love me? And not because you’re supposed to.”
• “Do you think I’ll ever find it? The one with a mark on their arm saying they have to be with me?”
• “Do you think there’s more than one? More than one soulmate for each one?”
• “Do you think sex with a soulmate could ever be better than this? Because I doubt it.”
• “Get out of work? Just tell them your soulmate needs you.”
• “God, I love you so much. I know what I said before, but you’re everything I think about, everything I want, I don’t wanna turn my back on this. I don’t care what a piece of paper says or doesn’t. I’d still want this, you, if it didn’t say a thing.”
• “Hell, no! You get that erased right now! It’s not me!”
• “I can’t believe you’re it. From all the people- You can’t be. I hate you.”
• “I got your letter. I know we never talked before, but you sent your number and… Do you think we can meet? And yes, it’s your name too.”
• “I know I always say I don’t want to know, I don’t want to get it, the marker, but knowing for sure there’s someone out there for you, no matter what… I can’t say it isn’t tempting.”
• “I know you’re horny. I can literally feel it. And it’s not helping me focus at all. So can’t you deal with it?”
• “I know neither of us have markers, but I’m pretty sure they’d be glowing right now if we did.”
• “I know this is not ideal, but I’m willing to try if you are.”
• “I know you’re scared, I’m fucking scared too, but this says we got each other for life, that’s gotta be worth something, right?”
• “I thought I’d never find you. Are you scared?”
• “I’m scared as hell. But I still want to go through with it, I want to be able to prove it to anyone, let’s do this, let’s get the markers.”
• “If I knew sex could be this amazing, I would have searched the name a long time ago.”
• “If someone had warned me I would end up here… I would still have chosen you. I’ll always choose you.”
• “It’s me…? Hell, it’s me. It really is me. You’re ruined.”
• “Look at it! Don’t turn away. Can you see it? It’s a perfect match. I’m sorry if it sucks that it’s me. But it’s true. You can’t run from this.”
• “No! No, it can’t be! That’s not-, no that’s not it… [Name] I can’t be your name… It’s not possible because… You’re not mine.”
• “Our chests might not glow, but I would do anything for you, I’d go anywhere, I love you, and if that’s not soulmate material, than I don’t want to find my soulmate.”
• “Okay, name one time pretending to be soulmates got us in trouble.”
• “Please don’t ask me to leave. I want you so much it hurts. I never thought it could feel like this.”
• “Promise me, promise me you’ll give us a chance before you go and get your mark done. Promise me.”
• “So what? Just because a thing on my wrist glows I’m suddenly supposed to rebuild my whole life around you? Please. You’re fucking insane. This is fucking insane. Get the hell out.”
• “This is just too hard. This soulmate thing. I know they say I’m your only chance. But I can’t do this. I’m sorry. You’re gonna have to find another way. I can’t be your soulmate.”
• “We have to talk… I’ve met him/her. I’ve met the one. I can’t do this, I can’t marry you tomorrow.”
• “We’re done. Mark or not mark. We’re done here. Don’t call me.”
• “What if it never happens to me? Do you ever get scared about it?”
• “What’s wrong?? I could feel in how much pain you were just now. God, I’m still shaking.”
• “Why don’t you ever let me see it? If you have the name already, why can’t you tell me whose is it? I thought we were best friends.”
• “Yes, I’m still scared! What if this is just a mistake? What if it passes someday and you don’t love me for me? What will be left then?”
• “Yes, we’re soulmates! I get it, now shut up and fuck me, because I’m pretty sure it’s one of your duties.”
• “You know, for someone who’s supposed to be my soulmate, you really need a new wardrobe. Or a new whole taste.”
• “You know sometimes, some people, they don’t ever find a match, right? Do you still want to know?”
• “You’re it okay?? I don’t know how, I don’t know why, all I know is that you’re the only one that will do, it hurts like goddamn hell, and I don’t-I just need you to let me in, please.”
• “You’re my soulmate, I don’t need something telling me that.”
• “(Name)? We need to talk… There’s something I have to tell you. Or show you, I guess. Please don’t be mad. I would have never- I’m sorry. But it’s your name. It’s you.”

• “You. Me. Cuddle. Now.”
• “Don’t move, I just got comfy.”
• “I’m scared, hold me!”
• “I bit my lip. Will you kiss it better?”
• “Tickle war has been declared!”
• “Bunny pyjamas, really?”
• “I’ve never seen so many kittens in one place.”
• “Come on, just one bite.”
• “How do you accidentally buy sixty birthday cakes?”
• “I never imagined you were so… ticklish.”
• “You’re so huggable.”
• “You’re under arrest for being too cute. Put your hands where I can hold them.”
• “Have you fallen asleep on me?”
• “Am I dead?”
• “Another one?”
• “And what if I don’t?”
• “Are you afraid of God?”
• “Are you crazy?”
• “Are you lost?”
• “Are you really that shallow?”
• “Are you sure it’s okay?”
• “Are you sure there were no…
• “How do you really feel about me?”
• “Can’t you pretend to love me this once?”
• “Would you care if I was gone?”
• “Don’t you know the hell I go through to keep you safe?”
• “I can’t take this any longer. Help me.”
• “Deep down, you’re scared. Aren’t you?”
• “You’ll stay alone if you push others away.”
• “How many lives have you taken with your own hands?”
• “Just for today. Please.”
• “You’re the only one who’s never called me that…”
• “We can make it work! Let’s run away together, you and me!”
• “I… have loved you this whole time.”
• “Treat me as you see fit. I’ll still protect you. It’s my role after all.”
• “Maybe it’s too much for me to expect kindness.”
• “You give me meaning, even if you take it away.”
• “Please… hold me. Don’t say anything, just… hold me.”
• “Woah, when did you get that?”
• “Who did this to you?”
• “How many time have I told you to be more careful?”
• “You’re saying this was an accident?”
• “What a shiner!”
• “If you look like this, I’d hate to see the other guy.”
• “I’m not buying it, you don’t walk into a door and get a bruise like that!”
• “Does it hurt when I touch it?”
• “Let me kiss it better.”
• “If you don’t rest, you won’t heal.”
• “Another fight?”
• “What happened to your face?”
• “I don’t think your arm is meant to bend like that…”
• “Let’s get you to bed.”
• “Let’s get you to the hospital.”
• “Why are you so calm about this?”
• “You’re bleeding!”
• “What are friends for, ey?”
• “So, instead of helping you, they ran off the moment they saw what was happening?”
• “You need to look where you’re going.”
• “I’m not accusing anyone, I’m just saying it looks suspicious.”
• “Do you want to tell me what really happened?”
• “Don’t move! You’ll faint!”
• “I’ve got some bandages, wait a sec.”
• “You’re the clumsiest person I know.”
• “I won’t let you be on your own, not when you’re like this.”
• “How could you be so careless?”
• “I can’t even look at you, you promised not to get into any more fights!”
• “H-how many of them were there?”
• “Do you want to build a snowman?”
• “The past is in the past.”
• “I’m where I’m meant to be.”
• “I know you!”
• “A dream is a wish your heart makes.”
• “People down here think I’m crazy, but I don’t care.”
• “For once, it might be grand to have someone understand.”
• “Just look at the world around you!”
• “Someday my prince will come.”
• “If you had the chance to change your fate, would you?”
• “If you cut it down, then you’ll never know.”
• “But you’ll never know me.”
• “Don’t you dare close your eyes.”

gryffindor | hufflepuff | slytherin

Part actor. Part goofball.