sometimes i think about how some dimension 20 fans don’t know about the best brian murphy character jens lyndelle

brian “dnd is fun bc it’s a video game where you can die for real” murphy & emily “can my next familiar be a banana snake with a +19 to deception when pretending to be a harmless rope” axford

what’s the funniest thing emily axford has ever done and why is it this specific moment from hot boy summer

murph’a stance on goofs in naddpod is like one of those dads who says they don’t want a cat, but when they finally get one, they love it more then anyone else

Holographic Neon Mario Stickers made by DonutTree

Average tumblr user be like “The grueling experience of being perceived...” *overshares*

if i'm going to be perceived i might as well overwhelm you

The only reply I’ll acknowledge.

the most humiliating part of stardew valley is the first flower dance when no one wants to dance with your farmer so they just gotta stand in the corner like a fool

i don’t think I’m ever going to get over this line

these gay ass dnd shows have ruined my perception of entertainment and now I can't watch television because it doesn't have enough lesbians, magic, or dungeons and dragons in it

My players, when I describe a hot npc:

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me with new friends