remember back in m*ddle sch**l when ppl would say “oh so you called me a b*tch? well b*tch is a dog, dogs bark, bark is on a tree, a tree is nature, and nature is beautiful, so thanks for the compliment ;)” bc that’s what some of you guys’ arguments sound like

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The fact middle school is censored is adding an indescribable aura to this post.

I'm loyal and kinky af, what more could you want?

i want to be in love and i want it to not hurt

same

you must have a lot of tea cups

yes

i am very proud of your collection

hey guys

dude fholy shit

This happened today

Oh my FUCKING god

Oh my god

Lol men are scum

u know when ur growing out of phases and mindsets but u haven’t found where exactly ur shift in identity is going yet? that’s tonight’s mood

Post of the Year

honestly? straight men don’t even like women, they like the false and idealized versions of women they see in porn and on tv. they talk about real women (even their wives and girlfriends!) with thinly veiled disgust and condescension because they’d rather have sentient sex dolls than living, breathing human women with personalities and opinions. women love women better than men do because we actually love women.

Fun fact: I also exist when ur not bored, lonely, or horny

Things I Need:

1: Attention 2: An Orgasm 3: $10,000,000