look at you go, i just adore you

whenever i'm trying to talk myself out of buying something i don't need i always hear my old russian professor's voice echoing in my head: "WHAT??? WILL YOU DIE THE RICHEST MAN IN THE GRAVEYARD?" and then i make an unwise financial decision

that fucking chrome dinosaur

they laced this bread with olive oil and sundried tomatoes

I understand her

I am on the worst websites imaginable trying to acquire images that suck

I always Music.

spike watches a movie

Unsubscribe from the New York Times

wish i could go missing for a little bit and no one would freak out and then i could come back and they'd be like "did you have fun going missing" and i'd be like "yeah, thanks" and then i could do that every couple of months or so and it wouldn't be a big deal

cats would be so fucking upset if they understood they were missing out on the ability to lie verbally

"the three dots on the side" call her by her REAL NAME.. Meatballs Menu

opening a tab to google something and immediately entering a state of tranquility and utter bliss as i forget every thought ive ever fucking had

just because music isnt playing doesnt mean im not listening to it

this comment under a bookstore video of all the first editions of the hobbit they have… i’m going to start crying

let’s groove tonight, share the spice of life