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He stretched his mouth to its full extent, crinkling his eyes slightly as well. “Well let me tell ya, you’re really missing out on something! Having a body is great, I can feel EVERYTHING! You have not felt pain until you fall down an entire flight of stairs, me!”

Bill pouted. “Looks like you’re livin’ it up, buddy!” he said, smushing his own cheeks. “I feel pain all the time though! And once I got crushed by a huge-o boulder and, man oh man, that can be fun at first! And then after it kinda hurts to much… then not so fun…”  

Bipper nodded happily. "Yup! And the best part is that it can never hurt too much for me, since if the body dies I just get ejected- unless it's still usable, then I have a choice- and I could leave it whenever I want! Sucks that you got crushed with a boulder though, how'd you manage that?"

“Sooooo you’re an alien? Then why on Earth-" He chuckled a little at his own pun before continuing, "-are you here on this backwater planet of all places?”

{◘} "Well, the story’s a bit long, so to sum it up; I was originally forced to come here, then after a few thousand years I was able to go home. Some more things happened and here I am." she gave a slight shrug. It honestly probably wasn’t the best explanation. 

His eyes widened slightly. "A few thousand years? Sheesh, how long is your kind's lifespan? Do you even die?"

"You will never get that Journal. I will take its secrets to the grave, and you’re never getting it! Doesn’t look like I’m heading for the grave any time soon, and if Flandre finds that elixir, I might never have to, so you can kiss that goodbye!”

Bipper rolled his eyes, sending him an irritated glance. “Tough words for a kid who’s still sitting comfortably in his own body. I doubt that you’d be singing the same tune after weeks of not being able to even exist without some dumb puppet to possess! Not to mention your dear old sister, having to safeguard her brother’s oh so precious book while having to face someone in his body constantly abuse and misuse it every single day! Face it, Pine Tree, I’m going to be the one winning this time, and I am going to destroy other you’s Journal!” He smiled maliciously at the other. “By the way, who’s Flandre? I thought you had a thing for Red?”

"I’m fourteen, Bill. That was two years ago. Oh, so I didn’t happen to mention having a friend who can destroy literally anything and everything just by closing her fist? How unfortunate for you! Girlfriend, technically. She could turn the Journal into bits of dust before you ever had a chance to read it.”

He shrugged nonchalantly before smirking. "Eh, two years for me is just like a grain of sand on a beach, Pine Tree! You still need to think your threats through a lot more though. Your girlfriend could only destroy my body, which, would only be destroying your body from another universe! You wouldn't be saving anyone! As for the Journal, well... my goal is to destroy it, so that doesn't dissuade me in the slightest."

"I was sleep deprived. You obviously found that out the hard way, didn’t you?" Dipper smirked at the demon.

He sighed, shrugging and lowering his grin. “Unfortunately. If someone had just gotten a little sleep, I could’ve gotten the Journal by now!” He pouted briefly, before smirking again. “Buuuut, I still have other you’s body! Either you or Shooting Star’s bound to give up eventually~!”

"You will never get that Journal. I will take its secrets to the grave, and you’re never getting it! Doesn’t look like I’m heading for the grave any time soon, and if Flandre finds that elixir, I might never have to, so you can kiss that goodbye!”

Bipper rolled his eyes, sending him an irritated glance. "Tough words for a kid who's still sitting comfortably in his own body. I doubt that you'd be singing the same tune after weeks of not being able to even exist without some dumb puppet to possess! Not to mention your dear old sister, having to safeguard her brother's oh so precious book while having to face someone in his body constantly abuse and misuse it every single day! Face it, Pine Tree, I'm going to be the one winning this time, and I am going to destroy other you's Journal!" He smiled maliciously at the other. "By the way, who's Flandre? I thought you had a thing for Red?"

"Oh, come on, Bill, that’s pretty low, even for you. Oh wait, no, it’s low for anyone but you.”

He grinned even wider, dropping his impression of Dipper’s voice. “Don’t blame me, it’s a version of you that made the deal! Not my fault you didn’t specify what puppet I could use…”

"I was sleep deprived. You obviously found that out the hard way, didn’t you?" Dipper smirked at the demon.

He sighed, shrugging and lowering his grin. "Unfortunately. If someone had just gotten a little sleep, I could've gotten the Journal by now!" He pouted briefly, before smirking again. "Buuuut, I still have other you's body! Either you or Shooting Star's bound to give up eventually~!"

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Bipper grinned widely. So, he finally gets to meet himself. Or, more accurately, another version of himself. “Of course I’m not Pine Tree, I’m just “borrowing” him- well, his body- for a while. He’s my puppet now!”

Bill frowned for a second.  "I was always jealous of you people who could possess stuff! I can’t do that ‘cuz I already share a body but it looks a load of fun!" He grinned. "How’s it feel in there, bud?"

He stretched his mouth to its full extent, crinkling his eyes slightly as well. "Well let me tell ya, you're really missing out on something! Having a body is great, I can feel EVERYTHING! You have not felt pain until you fall down an entire flight of stairs, me!"

{◘} "What? Ah, that word? Yeah, people usually say that when I tell them I’m a Gem. It gets a bit annoying after awhile, but I guess I can see why." she gave a small shrug, "If you’re wondering; Gems are the name of my race. We come from a planet a bit far from Earth. Any other questions?"

"Sooooo you're an alien? Then why on Earth-" He chuckled a little at his own pun before continuing, "-are you here on this backwater planet of all places?"

"Uh… Hi, Other me? I guess?"

"Wrooong! Guess again, Pine Tree!" Bill grinned.

"Oh, come on, Bill, that’s pretty low, even for you. Oh wait, no, it’s low for anyone but you.”

He grinned even wider, dropping his impression of Dipper's voice. "Don't blame me, it's a version of you that made the deal! Not my fault you didn't specify what puppet I could use..."

{◘} She arched an eyebrow, "Why? Because that’s the way I am. Though… I guess this skin color is unusual for humans, huh? My skin is blue because I’m a Gem, if that answers your question."

"A gem, eh? You don't look all that much like a rock to me. Nor do you look like a golem made out of rocks and such either." He arched his own eyebrow, smile never fading.

"Uh… Hi, Other me? I guess?"

"Wrooong! Guess again, Pine Tree!" Bill grinned.

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"HEYA PINE TREE!" was the first thing Bill said, upon seeing the boy. Bill looked at the kid some more. That was not Pine Tree. "You’re not Pine Tree."

Bipper grinned widely. So, he finally gets to meet himself. Or, more accurately, another version of himself. "Of course I'm not Pine Tree, I'm just "borrowing" him- well, his body- for a while. He's my puppet now!"

He chuckled quietly at her reaction. Humans are just so easy to mess with, he couldn’t help it. “Good. I’m pretty sure they’re still looking for someone to marry all of them at once, so unless you’re into that kinda thing we should avoid them." He looked around, before pushing some branches from a bush out of the way. There was a small- but steep- hill beyond the bush, and after that a small clearing with many kinds of plant life. "Alright, the flowers are right past this. After you.”

She eyed him for a moment at the weird politeness, nodding slowly as she looked past the bush- eyes widening at seeing the clearing with plants a bit of a ways ahead. She moved to sit on the edge and tossed down the bag of greens she had with her, then slid down and stood at the bottom- waiting for him. " Want me to catch you? Its quite the slide.!" she said in a hushed tone rather mockingly, turning her head to eye what was behind her- assuming he could get down as easily as she did.

He watched her as she slid down, rolling his eyes upon hearing her mocking tone. Though he grinned maliciously as he noticed her turning away. You know what, he just might take her up on that offer. "Oh, how kind of you! Here I come!" He immediately jumped towards her, hitting the hill about halfway down and rolling the rest of the way. Sure it's painful, but he hadn't felt like this in ages.