Bristol Parrish + Lookbook
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Eloise: if i say what u better not go "u have a chicken butt" i will crY
Eloise: BUT WHAT????
Bristol: u have a nic.......e chicken butt.....
Bristol: something something 2nd comeback.....
Bristol: go around the corner and lick it up.....
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Eleanor: BRISTOL WHAT HAPPEND
Bristol: TOO MUCH FLUFF AND DOGS HAPPENED WHY AM I AT THIS SHELTER
Bristol: BLESS ME ELESUS AND GIVE ME STRENGTH TO LEAVE I ALREADY HAVE 10 LOVES AT HOME
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text - LITTLE MERMAID
Ariel: dude, you know i'm no good at like guessing games
Ariel: pls don't pull this with me you win by default and stuff just tell
Ariel: you have me all in distress and everything
Bristol: aw ur in distress u care about me :')
Bristol: i was gonna ask if u wanted to come over bc i have hella too much food that i ordered in and i cant eat it myself and i can't just save it bc yuck i dont wanna heat it back up when it comes out of the fridge the taste will be gone
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Travis: this is going to have to do with dogs
Travis: or possibly chocolate covered strawberries.
Bristol:..... pssh what???
Bristol: no its not but it can be about those two things
Bristol: do u wanna talk about them bc im 101% down for that
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Fynn: i refuse to guess and i insist that you just tell ME
Bristol: LOOOK WHOS FINALLY BACK IN THE BUILDING
Bristol: DID U KNOW THIS GUY LOOKS EXACTLY LIKE U BUT NOT U???
Bristol: he couldve been ur twin like damn
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Bristol: yo yo yo yo my homie!!!
Bristol: guess what guess what guess wHAT
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The very fact your mother refused to tell you what happened out here should have been reason enough for you to turn around. In fact, I really do wish you would have told me that bit of information otherwise I would have stayed back on this trip. Along with attempting to convince you to stay back as well. But clearly it’s too late for that now seeing as we’re here and there’s no use in turning this trip around now seeing as they’ll probably end up killing us if we even try.
Just because she didn’t tell me doesn’t mean something violent happened. Maybe she did something she’s not proud of and doesn’t want me knowing. See, now if I had told you, then who would be my cabin mate and hold my hand, while i’m sleeping to help keep the monsters away? We’re here and we’re still safe. Everything is going to be fine, Kier. We just gotta stick together if anything does decide to kill us.
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Why a frog? That’s such an interesting choice. Why not a monkey or an elephant or a gorilla? I’m not criticizing, I’m just wondering. I didn’t even know that they sold frog costumes. Why didn’t you take it off before you left? That must’ve been super embarrassing, I wouldn’t want everyone in a restaurant to look at me. Did anyone take pictures?
Because w-who would’ve thought of using a f-frog costume for a prank? The elephant costume was too heavy for me to carry on my shoulders. The trunk weighed too much for me. I wanted to change clothes, but I couldnt and the only thing I had underneath was a thin tanktop and leggings with holes on them. It was terrifying. My uncle Brady took pictures, but I don’t know if anybody else did.
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Aw, come on! I’m sure you looked adorable in your costume. Well, knowing Brady, I’m sure he took a ton. Okay, okay, if it makes you feel better I won’t frame it in my room. How about just the contact picture thing? That’s pretty harmless, right?
Adorable? I was too short for the costume, Bells. It felt like it was trying to swallow me whole whenever my posture was going the wrong way. I thought he’d be the lesser of two evils when it came to him and my mom, but I guess he’s the same when it comes to pranking material. Fine, but you can show it around to people, okay? And if you do, then don’t say its me and cover my face.
ECLC + FUTURE FAMILIES: THE XAEL’S
- Ophelia Nicole- Mother
- Addilyn Lee- Daughter
ECLC + FUTURE FAMILIES: THE ACKER’S
- Erik James- Father
- Unnamed Person- Mother, not together
- Lex- Son (Adoptive)
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Damn, a frog? Out of all the animals in the world, you decided on a frog costume? Yikes, that sounds so embarrassing. And why is a surprise visit back home in a frog costume considered a prank in your eyes? Like, honey, I’m sorry, but no one thinks you’re a frog.
It was either a frog or a newt, but I didn’t know what sound a newt makes so I chose the frog. It w-was really em-embarrassing, but, uhm, it’s finished. They weren’t suppose to know it’s me in the costume and wouldn’t been freaked out about a random human frog barging into their h-home. The plan sounded b-better in my mind, I s-swear.
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There is nothing funny about frogs or frog merchandise, kid. Wouldn’t that get tiring? I’m pretty sure the croak frog thing would lose it’s affect after the initial jump so if anything your little brother did you a favor by getting in the way. I can relate to that, I’d probably have done the same thing as your mom. I just can’t believe you let her, like fuck, I would never let my own mother embarrass me in public like that. No babe, your family’s weird, mines a mess.
It w-was original? I mean, w-who would’ve thought of using a f-frog costume? It would’ve gotten tiring, but I messed up before I could f-find out. My mom’s now exactly an average mother. She encourages pranks more than anything and grounds me for not having a sufficient one. I’m sorry your f-family a mess, Emma. You g-guys have b-beautiful genes though.
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Damn, I would be the one laughing on the streets, A frog costume? Really? That’s what you use to scare someone? What are you tryna kill them with? Cuteness? Gross.
I t-thought it’d be o-original? And I wasn’t trying to scare them. I was trying to be a spontaneous prankster? I don’t know. The family prank skills didn’t exactly pass onto me and m-mom won’t stop bugging me about it.
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Where did you even find a frog costume, Jules? Honestly this whole story is hilarious and I really hope somebody got this on tape because I’d love to watch it. I can’t believe you went to the restaurant in the costume. Was it hard to eat in that thing?
I went to a costume store and asked for the weirdest animal costume they had, but not the horse because then it’d be unoriginal, so they gave me the frog costume. He said it used to be a hilarious meme called “pepe” back in the day, but I just got it because i’ve never seen a frog costume prank before. I r-really hope nobody got it on t-tape. It’d be the death of me. I didn’t w-want to! Mom w-wouldn’t let me change and I know dad wanted to laugh a little more. The costume was heavy on my shoulders and I kept dropping the food inside the costume. I couldn’t even drink without spilling on myself.
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Well there’s my little frog. Can I just say you look lovely in green? No, but seriously, my dad sent me pictures, like, three minutes after you got there and I didn’t stop giggling for the rest of the night. You truly made my week, I must say, although I never took you as much of a prankster. Before I left for Los Angeles, dad actually sat me down in the living room and told me that while I was gone, I needed to, “start taking life less seriously,” and, “start living, really living,” because if I came home and I couldn’t pull the best prank of my life, I wasn’t allowed to stay at the house anymore. It’s a real bummer, honestly, especially since I can’t move back into the dorms at school for a few more weeks, but at least I haven’t stooped that low. I mean…you had an excellent idea, you just didn’t quite pull it off? Anyways, I should probably be thanking you; the restaurant has been so busy since you’re stunt. People genuinely think it was some sort of comedy show or something, and since it’s been so hectic behind the scenes, my dad hasn’t had time to kick me out or test my pranking abilities, so you’re buying me some good time. Oh, and before you find out from someone else, I may or may not have forwarded those pictures. But it was out of love.
Little frog? Please, please, please don’t let that be a new nickname. Uncle Brady sent you pictures?! No, uncle Brady! Well, i’m glad I made your week, Els. I’m not a prankster, but you know how mom & uncle Brady are. They cried because of our pranking skills during last our last Prank week in Paris and if I didn’t try another prank on my mom, then she’d cry for hours. Oh, uncle Brady. You’re welcome to stay with me if he’s not letting you stay at home. I still have some of the clothes you and Cora left during your last visit. Plus, our sleepovers were always my favorite. I thought my prank was full proof, but Rowan being in the way didn’t exactly pop up in my mind while I was planning the prank. Mom told me that i've improved though! She gave me a D-, but it's better than the L I got last time. Oh my god, the people at the restaurant remember. Guess i’m not eating there for a couple months. Do you think uncle Brady will deliver them to me instead? I’m glad i’m buying you time. I’m praying that your prank takes mine out of the spotlight. Wait, WHAT? YOU F-FORWARDED THE PICTURES? E-ELODIE! W-W-WHY WOULD YOU FORW-WARD THE PICTURES? I’M? ELODIE!