Desconheço amor mais puro e verdadeiro. Pra vida toda <3

You make me happy.

Meu bebezinho amado

so tiny, but so precious.

if you only knew how important you are to me

if you only knew how much you have changed my life... for better!

I LOVE YOU! With everything I've got...

love is not even the word to describe this feeling

e amor de mae!

Eu daria minha vida pela sua.

With all my heart

your mamma <3

<3

How to lose your girl

1 - don't shower before you go to bed

2 - try to have sex with her when she is tired and trying to sleep

3 - snore all night long

4 - eat like a pig

5 - burp in front of her all the time

6 - take your shoes off and put your very smelly feet next to her

7 - scratch your pubic area in the kitchen and don't wash your hands

8 - don't clip your nails

9 - leave your dirty underwear all over the place

10 - Pee all over the toilet, and don't wash your hands after

11 - don't clean up your mess

12 - stay in front of the TV all weekend long

13 - come home in a bad mood after work everyday and take it on her

14 - get drunk and act like an idiot

15 - talk to her like she's a piece of shit

16 - be very insensible

17 - don't show love when she need it the most

18 - treat her like she's stupid

19 - don't care if she is in pain or need some attention

20 - if she wants to go shopping, go with her, but with a massive shit face

21 - make sure you show her that you can't be arsed with anything

22 - never make any cute surprises

23 - go out with her looking like a scruff

24 - smell like a scruff

25 - have a wank laying next to her when she's trying to sleep

26 - tell her she looks fat

27 - tell her she looks horrible!

28 - tell her that you don't care

29 - insult people that she cares about

30 - if you haven't lost your girl by now, you should consider yourself a very lucky guy, and you really should try to change your mingin self!