Konnichiwa milady..

ive been sending my apprentice on dangerous quest because i fucking hate him and want him to die, ive told the guy to retrieve rare rock salts out of active volcanos and to take the neck bones from venomous frost giants, yknow impossible stuff, and he completes every task unharmed without fail, its really pissing me off, i think im just gonna bludgeon him when he walks through the door

who isrhis

tigerstar from warrior cats

oh okay carry on

whore outfit ( buttoned up shirt and full length pants)

be running up that road // be running up that hill // be running up that building

respect our men in uniform (goths in the summer)

he take a sippy

Every time a boomer enters my home.

Everyone shut up and look at Lala.

Cuno Amiet (Swiss, 1868-1961)

Dancing Bathers, 1891

lazy days of summer by EdwinaFran

does anyone have that unsettling oil painting of a dark window with a sheet leading out into the darkness? it did the rounds on tumblr a while ago and i need itttt

YES THANK YOU

Dragan Bibin, Dead of Night

shopping carts are pathetic little herd animals and when you don’t bring them back to their corrals after they’re done helping you they scream and cry and wail because they’re alone and scared and exposed to predators. you have the power to prevent this

a kitty is like a stuffed animal that is so heavy and it bite you and she loves you so much and you're best friends

americans are always saying shit like garbage disposal and i-95

Those are good names for a pair of orange cats