rating these laios hugs out of 10 cause they are quite possibly the funniest things i have ever seen

(please note this is not based on laios’s efforts it’s just rating the overall hug)

senshi hug: 10/10. that’s a solid hug right there. bit awkward with the height difference but they made it work

chilchuck hug: 5/10. i’ve been laughing at this for 10 minutes. an effort was made. points have been awarded for an obvious attempt at making chilchuck more comfortable but still is still the awkwardest hug i’ve ever seen. it is painfully obvious that laios once attempted to crouch down to hug chilchuck and received a kick to the nuts and was cursed out for 20 minutes, and has adapted to this so that chilchuck doesn’t kill laios or himself

marcille hug: 8/10. this is the way i hug my relatives that i don’t see very often at family events but it’s still a solid hug

shuro hug: 2/10. this is a great hug but points have been deducted because shuro is a bastard man

falin hug: 1000/10. THAT is a hug and it’s a damn good one. very obvious sibling love right there we love to see it

kabru hug: ???/10. what the fuck is this. what’s with the christian side hug. why are you gently holding his tit what’s wrong with you

Knowledge Revenge.

wretchedly perish then said cicero wednesday

de una forma una mini pimer es como una cinturonga …

via @p0tato-kn1shes

I will bite my thumb at them, which is a disgrace to them, if they bear it.

ROMEO + JULIET 1996 ✦ dir. Baz Luhrmann

ok I’m trying to see something here

bestie they’re all in australia

Inspired by a conversation I had recently, since we all know chilchuck is a grill master and senshi is food motivated

For Australian residents!

A House of Representatives petition has just been filed. Unlike other petitions, this one will be presented to the House and requires a response from a Minister.

Elbit Systems, the Israeli defence contractor responsible for much of the weaponry currently causing devastation in Gaza, has just been awarded a $917 million contract with the Australian government.

The demand of this petition is to remove all contracts and deals between Australia and Elbit Systems.

Again, this is more than a change.org petition - this is a government petition with a certainty of being tabled before the House of Representatives. This is just one step of many that this country needs to take in ending Australia's support for the genocide of Palestinians.

Please sign and share the petition here. And don't forget to confirm your signature via the email afterwards.

The deadline is April 17th - make sure to sign before then.

No contracts with the Israeli war machine.

3inch sketch with ballpoint pen, single yellow marker, and white gel pen :)

id: a traditional drawing of a scruffy, black dappled, warm hued dun draft horse with a light underbelly raising a feathered front leg to paw at the ground. its mane and tail are cropped short and it sternly makes eye contact with the viewer.

going forward i will only consume problematic media

and well, let's jusr say,, uncritically too

Breakup sex with my vampire girlfriend call that the last nail in the coffin

i bet crossing spears with someone to block entry into a location feels so fucking good

Blackout poetry exists on a dual axis from "banal" to "insightful" on the input side and "kind of deep" to "incredibly fucking dumb" on the output side, and while taking something banal and producing something kind of deep is well and fine, for my money taking something insightful and rendering it incredibly fucking dumb is where the real art is.

#i stuck the word 'banal' in there twice specifically so that 'anal' would be low hanging fruit#but i genuinely did not anticipate 'banana' --@prokopetz

ever since i was a little girl i knew i wanted to be a stressed adult male protagonist splashing water on his face in the bathroom