North America got the massive sasquatch

Mexico got the dreaded chupacabra

Japan got ……. fat snake

fat bitch

YOU CAN’T CALL HIM THAT

Isn’t it weird how you can actually feel the pain in your chest and stomach when something really hurts your feelings

This is actually because it activates your vagus nerve! Basically your body goes “we are so upset! We must be injured! Where???? On the inside guts! Those are confusing and hard to differentiate!!! Confusing guts are hurt!”

Great! How do I uninstall it?

“great! how do i uninstall it?” carries the same vibe as “thanks! i hate it” but more ACTIONABLE bc we gettin our shit together in 2k18

I’m glad I watched this

When you see it from the side, it looks like a grumpy old nose-breather with a bat in the cave.

Like when someone has no idea they got a boogie hangin’… and it bobs up and down.

Source

this thread is the absolute holy grail of repeated self owns

This thread is making me wet

“I voted for a guy who wants to take rights away from people I love and got backlash for it :(”

“I voted for a Vice President who caused an AIDS outbreak as governor of Indiana while also supporting conversion therapy and other anti-LGBT legislation and now my gay son won’t talk to me :-(”

when people are really rude and douchey and everyone still loves them

shoutout to my favorite coping mechanism, isolation

Do these issues (diversity and female characters) interest you?

Andrew Scott is a good man.

More men like this, please.

emotionally manipulative things you should never say to people:

this post is important

yoooo this shit doesn’t even have to apply to romantic relationships like if you have friends saying this kind of garbage to you it’s time to re-evaluate who you hang out with

PIKACHU SPEAKING ENGLISH

This was what I was talking about by saying Pikachu was speaking English. lmao the audience was exactly like my theater's reaction. BY FAR THE MONST WEIRDEST THING POKEMON HAS EVER DONE. like omg the fuck hell na so weird and awkward like naaa boy!

Video Credits: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d6YkGejS6IM

WHOA

I beg your FUCKING pardon

LMAOOOOO

I’m fucking losing my mind over those spy animals videos where people make robot animals and infiltrate herds to watch them

Like I just can’t

“herro, itis i, the very cool very normal dave, here to join the pack.” 

“i kno i smell funny and am tall as tree, do not fear me for i am friend.”

“i see your hopes and dreams and fear. i am all knowing, all seeing. welcome, brothers. embrace me and know peace.”

and my favorite:

“why hello fellow normal penguins, it is i, rick, do not mind me, i just can’t stand up and prefer to slide on my belly for the entire trip, don’t ask, it’s a north pole thing.” 

no bottlecap we drink like men

risk it all

I go to Barger Kin and play on hard mode

fucking amateurs…..

this post ain’t cursed, its has a straight up poltergeist 

You know that feeling of when you see an image from YEARS ago and it causes some old unused part of your brain to light up like a Christmas tree