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Inside Pock's Mind.

@pockifier / pockifier.tumblr.com

Hello friends, neutral parties and enemies, and welcome to my supreme smorgasbord of stupidity! Since you're here, you probably know me, or thought something I said was funny or offensive. Anyhow, the things you should expect from me are primarily original text posts (which are mostly terrible.) with a side of reblogs. I try post satirical things that people can relate to, and not things that are too "inside jokes" or personal but sometimes I may slip up and I apologize in advance for that! Also I love asks, entertain me! So leave your privilege-checkers at home (because seriously, I don't care) and buckle up, because it's Pock o'clock!
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I feel like Omega isn’t even that bad yet. Unless all of the people who have a blatant disregard for mechanics are still stuck on Shinryu and these fights are actually slightly worse. 

Who knows. 

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Fighting Shinryu in FFXIV:

Party member upon starting: “Alright so we're gonna wipe 30 seconds in, after you get that out of your systems I'll explain the fight.”

Me: “lol funny jo-” -falls off the ledge along with 5 other players-

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Was reminiscing about old times and decided to try to search for an old friend just to find an obituary. Not really how I wanted to end an already pretty bad night.

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Oh hey insomnia, I’m glad you’re back. (not really please go away.) 

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What's actually really amazing is that 10 or more years ago I seen a restaurant featured on a food channel and I was like "hey that's cool, someday I'm going to travel and eat there." Here I am. It isn't as absolutely mind-blowing as I was expecting but it certainly is decent. It's just crazy when you actually end up going places or achieving things you talk or dream about when you're a teenager.

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Me: I know hardly anything about anime but I will be the best president

  I will build big big import ships to get all the anime to america and make japan pay for them.

Divis:  mister president i have to point out that the internet is not a big truck, it's a series of tubes. Which means we need to expand the tubes and not make ships.

Me:  but making ships is what anime fans do

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This is glorious.

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Actually, that’s incorrect. 

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It is common knowledge that 3 days is 72 hours, correct? However, we have evidence to prove that not all of that time was spent teleporting bread.

We know that when the Spy instructed the mercenaries to synchronize their death watches for the gathering to fulfill their last wishes, He told them to set it to 70 hours, not 72. The scene after that lasts for approximately one minute, 25 seconds.

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That’s not all! We know that when Miss Pauling arrived to the base, The soldier was present with the Demoman and Spy, meaning he did not spend that time teleporting bread either. This scene lasts for about 54 seconds, adding on the time the mercenaries spent battling the bread monster, this puts the 54 seconds up to 3 minutes and 40 seconds. 

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For those keeping track at home, we’ve gotten up to a total of 2 hours, 5 minutes, and 5 seconds of confirmed time the soldier did not spend teleporting bread. This makes 7,505 seconds. Subtracting this from the 259,200 seconds above, the amount of bread loaves the soldier actually teleported is 25,169! 

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You did not read my argument!

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Does it say you want my calculator?

Yes!

That was wild

I love this fandom. XD

Lmao

Can I just say how much I love this?

mogekoshax

too good for me, I died

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I think one of my best qualities is honesty but it's also one of my worst.

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I love days that even when nothing good really happens, you just generally enjoy them. I really wish I knew what I did right today because this is a rare feel-good needle in a lately pretty miserable hay stack.

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Opens package of microwaveable queso 

“Oh neat it has a cover so you can save whatever you don’t eat for later.”

Promptly throws cover in the trash.

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I swear getting a presentable “messy look” for your hair is harder than just doing it all nice.

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I stepped on glass from a broken window and then I had a sharp pane in my foot.

I was just going through old posts today and stumbled across this. I forgot to include the fact that this is both a true story and I posted it while my friend was helping me pull out the glass/clean the wound. 

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So I'm working today and the music suddenly gets turned up to club-like levels. Some people were dancing and singing, others were panicking or confused looking, quite a few complained. I loved it, not only were they good songs but its fun to see how people react differently to abnormal and chaotic situations. That and not being able to hear children cry, that was also a plus.

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Follow your heart but trust your gut.

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