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I’ve been thinking about this all day
Elizabeth Warren off the shits
Unethical dentist who cums in your mouth but her horrible assistant immediately sucks it out with her wretched tube
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Fraw Bow and Haro illustrated by Range Murata
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Study Bean from Moose Enterprises Mighty Beanz series
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It is what it is
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Amon: Apocalypse of Devilman (2004)
one of the most powerful & forgotten tumblr blogs was the girl obsessed with mike matei's cock. her header was a gif of james deen laying pipe with matei's head edited on it. she would post a total of 2, maybe 3 times a year. she'd post a pic of matei with a circle drawn around a wrinkle on his pants like a 9/11 conspiracist trying to find rigged explosives in tower photos. then nothing for six months, and then she'd post harmless princess peach fanart. then another six months later she'd post more Matei Cock Theory. it was so good
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im nothing like those slobbering imbecile coworkers. i like to get stoned, and listen to music
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fun DM times: i spent 2 months building the ocean wreckage terrain for the final battle of my d&d campaign and we spent a total of one round using it before the players decided they didn't want to fight the main villain there and planeshifted out 🥴 i counterspelled the planeshift and another player counterspelled my counterspell
i now have to make terrain for the entirely new final battle location as well as replace some of the monsters because GIANT ZOMBIE SEA SERPENTS can't fight on a grassy plain. anyhow these are now useless so here are some pictures
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you probably thought today was a normal Monday. nooooope. strong as fuck ice mummy again, sorry.
fun DM times: i spent 2 months building the ocean wreckage terrain for the final battle of my d&d campaign and we spent a total of one round using it before the players decided they didn't want to fight the main villain there and planeshifted out 🥴 i counterspelled the planeshift and another player counterspelled my counterspell
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Spirits Zōkan IKKI (スピリッツ増刊IKKI) / Shōgakukan (小学館) / Apr 2001 issue
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well folks, it happened. my dick fell clean off of my mons pubis and into da donation plate. when i tried to discreetly slip it back into my pocket, a small bird swooped by and swiftly collected it in its beak. while the camera was following close behind him, the seasons change but he remains in the center of the shot.