And so it is, that hungy seeketh snack…

The single funniest thing I’ve seen in 2019 (sound on)

This is so funny? Why does it only have 500 notes I’m screaming I feel this Italian in my soul

YOU’VE BEEN HIT BY

YOU’VE BEEN STRUCK BY

A SMOOTH CRIMINAL

finally a good tumblr update. thank you staff.

Ruby: “Hey, dad’s making stew tonight!”

Yang:

“FUCK YEAH!”

THIS IS MONEY PENIS, REBLOG WITHIN 5 MINUTES AND MONEY WILL COME ALL OVER YOU WITHIN 24 HOURS

Shoot your money all over my face

i just posted this stupid thing last night and i swear to god my brother came over today and said oh by the way heres the $300 i owe you. no fucking lie!

idgaf every single one of these I’m reblogging get out of my face

Finally money instead of the other stuff!

thhe…money shot….

I’m thirsty - for money!

Thank you for the confidence and self-esteem boost, Nora.

*mission impossible plays*

Недовольный

if yondu were still alive then that battle in wakanda would’ve ended in five minutes tops while no diggity played in the background

Yondu died because he had the most overpowered ability and could solo the entirety of The Avengers without even moving.

#thanos: u shouldve gone for the head :)#yondu: yeets his musical arrow straight thru t hanos’ skull (via @mechalesbian)

I’m sorry, but   #yondu: yeets his musical arrow straight thru thanos’ skull is the fucking funniest thing I’ve read all day

giant salamanders look so sloppy. so moist. so jiggly.

Plormp