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alarm sounds like a whoop

@biasanduntrue / biasanduntrue.tumblr.com

sebastian, 36 ancient years. just enjoy the weird shit
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razzledazzy

someone: repeating things that reinforce a negative self view and world outlook such as the oh so popular tumblr niche of nihilistic ‘i want to die and everything is awful’ “jokes” me, in recovery, trying not to get dragged into that with them:

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voyagerprobe

you know when the hero dies and they try to resurrect him but he comes back slightly wrong and unhinged and without morals? vine vs tiktok

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drinKING. smoKING. spanKING. all these kings in my life, and still no queen… any takers? ;) 

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kahunakyle

Dairy Queen

that was some real shit you just said homeboy lets go to dairy queen 

I’m about to tear up this plate of chicken tenders 

GREAT! LET’S BOUNCE!!

mah boi

kid’s meal

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character in a fight scene: *restrains their opponent by pinning them against the wall by their wrists*

me:

character in a fight scene: *pins their opponent down by straddling their waist and holding their wrists to the floor*

me:

character in a fight scene: *lifting their disarmed opponent’s chin slightly with the business end of their weapon*

me:

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