No, it's not cringy it's fucking genius.

Tumblr staff understands its fucking userbase in a way Elon Musk will never understand Twitter.

Beating a dead horse into the ground is a supernatural reference.

Oh my god.

It's so fucking good.

This is just good.

This is speaking the language fluently.

Twitter is not fucking prepared.

I love and hate you all.

Be happy and DIE.

on today’s episode of “Elon vs. the Internet”, Misha Collins enters the chat

for the new twitter users interacting with content:

- LIKES DO NOTHING BUT BOOKMARK.

- REBLOGS ARE THE WAY TO GO.

- TAGS AND COMMENTS ADD 100HP TO A CREATOR’S HEALTH BAR.

- AN EMPTY BLOG (DEFAULT PFP, NOTHING REBLOGGED/POSTED) IS MORE LIKELY TO BE BLOCKED BY ANOTHER USER

- INTERNET DISCOURSE IS DISCOURAGED. PLEASE JUST BLOCK AND GO.

remember, you're on tumblr. do as the tumblrians do

5 Reasons to go to therapy

It took me so long to get my own ass to therapy. Today I present you my reasons why and therefore speed up your own decision process:

Take care

One of the lies Depression tells us is that going to therapy won’t make a difference, or we’ll be bothering the therapist, or the therapist will judge us. This is when I need to remind myself, my Depression, and anyone who is listening that THERAPISTS EXIST BECAUSE THEY HAVE LITERALLY DEDICATED THEIR LIVES TO HELPING PEOPLE LIKE ME GET BETTER. Say it again, say it louder: A THERAPIST IS NOT GOING TO JUDGE YOU OR MOCK YOU OR LAUGH AT YOU OR TREAT YOU LIKE YOU ARE CRAZY. A THERAPIST IS GOING TO USE ALL THE YEARS OF STUDY AND PRACTICE THEY HAVE TO HELP YOU. You aren’t a burden. You aren’t unreasonable. You aren’t the only person, or the first person, to feel the things you are feeling. You deserve to be happy and you deserve to live your best life. A therapist has dedicated their life to helping you do that. Okay, that was a lot of ALL CAPS stuff, but it’s important.

Sometimes you’re gonna have to be your own Senpai, and notice yourself.

Notice how wonderful you really are. 👉👉

My therapist, who is probably in her late 40′s, told me she never pursued more artistic opportunities in her younger years because one teacher told her she wasn’t a “good artist”. Now after taking art lessons the past few years she is pursuing an art therapy license.

I sit here and sing along to my iTunes remembering how I was punished as a child in elementary choir class which made me avoid choir like the plague as I grew older. I took band classes instead, which I stunk at, making me feel like I would always be a failure musically. Today, I can for the most part carry a tune and even harmonize, and can make up songs pretty quickly.

We need to remember that the arts are meant to be FUN, subjective, and a form of self expression instead of telling kids they are “good” or “bad”, “talented” and “not talented”. The arts are not meant to be graded.

Jean-Claude Van Damme Performs the Epic Split (2013, colorized)

May the 10 of Pentacles bless your account with more money than you can spend. 💵✨

10 of Pentz came thruuu

Omg this actually works!!! Thank you 10 of Pentacles!!!

I could seriously use this money right now….

Please give me my refund of 400$ soon…

I feel obligated to reblog this every time it shows up in my dash

No bragging, just 100% floored and grateful. Work hard, maintain a positive attitude, and believe that anything can happen.

So I reblogged this exactly a week ago because I thought it was funny and uh lo and behold, a family friend wrote me a big ol’ check just to help me out of a tough financial spot AND my bank refunded me $32 for fees they’d originally taken out. SO UH YEAH. Reblogging this again in hopes that it brings equally good fortune to my followers.

Sure why not? Jobs bring in money and prosperity…

Need this

This kinda stuff never seemed to work for me

But why not, right? Hahahahaha

That’s a deep… dock.

by Penzilla

Tumblr: @pennypenzilla