edelblau-moved-blog reblogged
edelblau-moved-blog reblogged
nerds don’t get hated for being nerds they’re hated for being pretentious and rude i hate nerds no one cares if you like star wars
Fuck you
*sips my Krug Clos d’Ambonnay champagne as i recline in my 10 000 dollar lounge chair* Ricardo, add this one to the testimonials page *steadily pours the champagne onto the floor*
This. This is far more embarrassing than anything you are labeling “embarrassing.” Don’t you have some champagne to spill instead of grilling people on Tumblr?
i am typing with one hand and pouring the champagne onto the ground with the other . yoyu fool. you imbecile
*cough* says the openly hating and pretentious guy who is trying to act fancy but should’ve at least used capitalisation *cough*
i came back on this blog to collect receipts and reblog the moved post and holy shit look at this pretentious nerd also you nailed me for not capitalizing but you didnt spell capitalization right so i mean, *vaguely gestures to the floor of my home, which my butlers are currently scrubbing clean. ricardo gently takes my hand and turns it palm up. in my palm he puts a bottle of Moet & Chandon Dom Perignon Charles & Diana 1961, stolen from the vault of a prestigious man who once wronged me.*
Ricardo.
*i place the bottle on my side table. i uncork it, pouring some of it into my glass.*
The receipts.
*i hold off on pouring the champagne. I will not ruin their hard work yet. i am a considerate person. an honorable person. I sip the champagne in my glass. i then lift up my diamond encrusted laptop and toss it out the window, which overlooks the ocean*
thanks tumblr !