The height of frustration: Is when you read a 60k explicit fanfiction with the slowest burn to ever slow, and the only smut you get is a miserable paragraph of handjob .
might fuck around and walk into a thick fog and never return idk
Women Stay Winning!!!
Shes really beautiful though fuck that dude
fun fact: The last supper would have been more like this, according to tradition:
so casual i love it
a sleepover with jc and the boys
Paul: Judas truth or dare??
Judas: dare
Paul: okay lmao I dare u to kiss JC
Jesus: ok your turn peter truth or dare
Peter: truth
Jesus: would you ever betray me peter
Peter:
Jesus:
(a few days later)
Peter: *betrays Jesus*
Jesus:
Jesus: *returns*
Peter: “Jesus… you’re back ?”
Jesus:
So awkward.
I walked past a cemetery when I was walking home and like… I’m alive so… yea.
It was so awkward when I was walking home because I walked past a nursing home and like….I’m not old so….yea
It was so awkward when I was walking home because I walked past a river and like….I’m not a fish so….yea
It was so awkward when I was walking home because I walked past a car dealership and like….I’m not an automobile so….yea
It was so awkward when I was walking home because I was walking over the sewer the whole time and like….I’m not a piece of shit….yea
It was so awkward when I was walking home because I walked past an atheist and like…I’m a church so… yea
wait what
Reblog in 10 seconds and $1700 will come your way
I have nothing to lose and 1700$ to gain
I don’t know the context for this, but it isn’t necessary. A more truthful ad has never been printed.
literally desaturate any frame from john m.ulaney’s latest standup and it looks like it’s from a variety show in 1935
I’m sorry but variety shoes did not exist in 1935. Or even 45
Harry Potter book covers by Mary GrandPré
Nothing is scarier than when puppets h
U GOOD?
Girls get made fun of for everything might as well do what you want lol
not to be dramatic but this mentality literally freed me
queer eye (1x02): saving sasquatch
that’s easily a Jesus cameo