Guys I’m crying omg I was drunk please stop reblogging this

They want it...

everyone deserves to know someone who makes them go “!!!!!!!!!!!!” inside

One of the best out takes from any television show, ever. 

HE FUCKING STRAIGHT-FACED THAT

This man is a guardian of the galaxy

you can just see the split second where everyone is processing what he said

also that your lunch tastes good, you find twenty dollars on the ground, and that thing coming up that you were dreading turns out not so bad

Passing this good karma

I reblogged this 3 days ago and my skin got clear and I got a message from a guy who refers to me as queen yesterday. Good karma vibes all around.

ARE U FUCKING KIDDING ME I REBLOGGED THIS YESTERDAY AND MY SKIN IS CLEAR AS F NOW

bless

I FUCKING MISS AMY WINEHOUSE 

Doing the hiking.

look at these romantic assholes.

just fucking look at them.

Mamrie freaking Hart the best youtuber in all of recorded human history is so damn close to 1 million subscribers.

And I think she is need of a drink. I’m sorry I had to like I really had to. But come one she is hilarious, sassy, extremely beautiful and talented. She is great at puns. And knows like 1000 different words for vagina. Her book is the best to have ever Graced my eyes and her dog Beanz is literally the cats meow. But she’s a dog not a cat. Mamrie is so damity damn damn close to 1 mil and I think you should all go and subscribe to get bc not only does she deserve a drink she deserves a million subscribers. Hell she really deserves like 30 bajillion. Also feel free to subscribe to mametown, where she frequently infrequently posts even more hilarious videos. Mamrie Hart is just an all around talented human being who Mayes sins of THE BEST videos out there so please subscribe to her now or like I will personally write your eulogy.

You Deserve A Drink on YouTube Go now!!

started from the bottom now we here.

dan’s lips are saying “join us at the internet support group” but his eyes are saying “stoP CALLING URSELF FUCKING DANOSAURS”

OH MY GOD

x

Why you should subscribe to Mamrie Hart:

She’s beauty, She’s grace, She’ll get you shit faced!

that time dan kept touching phil’s hair *

Pretend you’re Gordon Ramsay and someone just burnt your toast!

my child

“didnt you wear that this whole week????”

*begins breakdancing gently* what’s wrong, son 

what the fuck. what does this even mean. who thinks of this shit. why is it so funny. i hate this site.

A+ use of wallpaper